Unwritten dating rules

[mailmandan]

"They" say a lot of stuff that isn't true. But even if true, I doubt mountain oysters would have the same effect.

According to the Food and Drug Administration, the reputed sexual effects of so-called aphrodisiacs are based in folklore, not fact.

 

[blue_ladybug]

According to the Food and Drug Administration, the reputed sexual effects of so-called aphrodisiacs are based in folklore, not fact.

I've eaten oysters many times. They never did anything for me. lol..except give me oyster breath.

 

[mailmandan]

Hmm... unless you're serving a dish of "mountain oysters" to some friends.

What about a Mile High Bacon Thickburger from Hardees?

 

[blue_ladybug]

What about a Mile High Bacon Thickburger from Hardees?

​Mile high? Geesh how would you even get your mouth around it? lol!!

 

[JesusLives]

No inappropriate groping....

Yes, in my day we called it Russian hands and Roman fingers. Not Allowed.....got it.....lol

 

[JesusLives]

Well, unless you bring your own, of course....


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see, this is actually a pretty cool thing - if you look close, the hand is real! It's this thing you slip over your wrist and tuck in your sleeve see, and then you flop your hand around and it looks like a severed hand still squirming around...........see.





It really gets a date's attention!







right at first.

Oh Daffy you make me laffy.

 

[Richie_2uk]

Rule Number 1: When Dating online, make sure you have plenty of masks, to cover up the real you.
Rule Number 2: Make sure you have plenty of green cards at the ready.
Rule Number 3: If the person ask for money, offer them monopoly money.

LOL

 

[jennymae]

Rule Number 1: When Dating online, make sure you have plenty of masks, to cover up the real you.
Rule Number 2: Make sure you have plenty of green cards at the ready.
Rule Number 3: If the person ask for money, offer them monopoly money.

LOL

#1: Like an onion? But that would be layer's...I'm missing the point I think
#2: You mean green cards that turns red in front of an immigration officer?
#3: Maybe a Monopoly Wire? lol

 

[jennymae]

Hmmmmmm then you guys must have ignored my rule... You naughty girl you!

I'm sorry sweetie, but I can assure you it won't ever happen again lol

 

[JesusLives]

Please, PLEASE make this a thread. I'll give you a dollar and everything!

It would certainly be an interesting thread, but me thinks there might be some banning going on as this site is probably a very G rated site.

 

[kenthomas27]

According to the Food and Drug Administration, the reputed sexual effects of so-called aphrodisiacs are based in folklore, not fact.

says right here on the label that chocolate works.

 

[kenthomas27]

He eats boogers and he's a goner... just throwing that out there.

you're a standard setter is what you are.

 

[JesusLives]

Maybe each woman could type up and print out a list of "My dating rules." If a guy asks you out, hand him the list - maybe a business card size piece of paper, or some women may need to have a whole book made, whatever, just keep a copy somewhere on you.

Most Blonds are just an open book easy to read as we don't want to confuse anyone beyond what we are confused.

 

[tourist]

I am pro-appropriate groping. The legal definition is that if you don't get your face slapped than your groping is not only appropriate but also welcome. Use of perfume by the woman and cologne by the man is highly recommended and is quite effective in attracting a mate. Breath mints by both is a must so that you will be kissing sweet. While the holding of hands can be very sensual it is often a precursor to groping, whether appropriate or inappropriate, as the case may be. For the woman it is best to allow your hair to flow thusly about, but this is just my opinion.

 

[JesusLives]

How about this. Scrap all the stupid rules. Call when you want to. Wear what you want to. Be yourself. If the other person doesn't like it, they don't like you. So you aren't missing out on anything.
All dating rules are are instructions on how to act like someone other than yourself, in an attempt to win someone over, so that once you start dating they can find out who you Really are and realize they don't like you now that they actually know you.

I would have to agree with you on this Ugly because I used every wrong tactic in the book on tourist, I was full disclosure told him every bad I'd ever done in an effort to chase him away and it didn't work. Instead we learned who we really were and we liked what the end result was which was our true selves and not some fake person.

So what should not work in the real world really worked for us. I wasn't looking but tourist was praying, poor guy look what he ended up with the Blond and we laugh a lot and we love each other more. So toss the rules out I say....tourist just said No Rules Just Right (or Write since this is a posting site).

 

[JesusLives]

HARLEY, HARLEY, HARLEY. Ooh, look, pretty chopper.

Personally, I'm wanting a three wheeler: Spyder.

Me Too.........

 

[JesusLives]

​Did you know that oysters are an aphrodisiac?? Or so they say..lol..

Alert!!!......Watch out for inappropriate groping......lol

 

[Inu]

I'm sorry sweetie, but I can assure you it won't ever happen again lol

Lol if groping is your thing..... who am i to stand in your way...... grope away!

 

[violakat]

In the front running is for me is the Shadow Phantom or Aero. The low seat height is good for my less than NBA height.
I'm not fully set on the Shadow line... I also like the Vulcan Vaqueros and Vulcan Nomad, among others.

From what I hear, buying an "Asian" bike will mean that I'll spend more time appreciating the work of the road department and less time in the company of the friendly service department.

I was all set to consider the Shadow or areo until I saw a lime green Vaquero. Then I fell in love. Maybe it will even make me give up the desire for the Spyder.

 

[zeroturbulence]

I was all set to consider the Shadow or areo until I saw a lime green Vaquero. Then I fell in love. Maybe it will even make me give up the desire for the Spyder.

What is this? I don't even...


(actually I've seen a spyder round these parts a few times and they look really cool)