Build a boyfriend

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So I watched the Disney "Build a Better Boy" clip and all I can say is... I think I'm gonna have to chuck my refrigerator (my CURRENT true love) to make room.

And of course, I'll need the updated, age-appropriate version. Who needs a Lazarus Chamber when you could have a Build-A-Better-Man Machine!!!
 
This girl figured out how to build a boyfriend, like a humanoid, a human like robot.

[video=youtube_share;5mtmn5Vk6aY]http://youtu.be/5mtmn5Vk6aY[/video]

I would totally watch this for fun. Pity the nerdy girls in the movie aren't blessed in the looks department. *snort* Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing the last bit.
 
I would totally watch this for fun. Pity the nerdy girls in the movie aren't blessed in the looks department. *snort* Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing the last bit.

Maybe the even better question to ask would be, "How To Build a Better Nerd."

Hollywood's answer: Take the second best-looking guy/girl in the room and make them wear glasses and plaid clothes.
 
Maybe the even better question to ask would be, "How To Build a Better Nerd."

Hollywood's answer: Take the second best-looking guy/girl in the room and make them wear glasses and plaid clothes.

Ugh. Tell me about it. And the glasses don't even make her look average or anything (not so sure about the horn-rimmed pair shown at one point though). Didn't we learn anything from Daria? :P
 
How to build a boyfriend?:confused:
1. Pray for him
2. Set a list of real things that you want about him
3. Continue praying for him
4. Aline that list with your way of be,needs and compare if you are able to do the same
5. Continue praying
6. Wait until God decide to send Him.....(This es the most difficult part to get him)

I'm jus kidddddiiiiinggggg......
 
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This entire thread made me laugh...thanks I needed that... LOL :)
 
[video=youtube_share;5mtmn5Vk6aY]http://youtu.be/5mtmn5Vk6aY[/video]


I have a confession to make. I watched this last night. I swear that I might have gouged out my eyes and stuffed my ears with my socks at some point. What.A.Chick-flick. Ugh.. please excuse me.

*Goes to throw up*


No AlaynaJ, you pretty much nailed it.

It was BananaPie. Your eyesight is no better than mine. :p
 
You're right, I got the wrong person. BananaPie nailed it.

Now the big question: Which one is offended by the mistake, BananaPie or AlaynaJ? :cool:
 
LOL. Roger. Copy. As long as nobody is doing double nickel, I'll ride shotgun. 10-4. :p
 
Are there any sites in which I can customize and build my own boyfriend? Like a humanoid, a human like robot? He'll be near perfect and when I don't want him around I can just shut him off. ;)

While this is funny it is also sad.....Would you really want to control your boyfriend? To turn him off and on at will? Would you really want a robot or a human that could respond in love because he loves you and not because he has an on/off switch.

I think your best bet is to be the kind of girlfriend that would attract the right kind of boyfriend that would love and respect you for the lovely lady you are. Learn to put God first in your life and He will match you up to your perfect mate no remote needed.
 
Are there any sites in which I can customize and build my own boyfriend? Like a humanoid, a human like robot? He'll be near perfect and when I don't want him around I can just shut him off. ;)

Buy extra batteries for the remote. Be careful when using the fast-forward feature.
 
A snowman?


I'm on board for building a snow man.


Hey everybody - do you want to build a snow man?


Would love to help build that snowman but it is a little difficult to do so in Clearwater, FL snowmen flee from this warm spot....lol
 
While this is funny it is also sad.....Would you really want to control your boyfriend? To turn him off and on at will? Would you really want a robot or a human that could respond in love because he loves you and not because he has an on/off switch.
At her age (20), yes.
 
My perfect boyfriend would be a christian, handsome, sweet, smart and romantic.