The Living Bible states

[seoulsearch]

Today is Thursday or Friday if you are in Australia or New Zealand,so does that mean we can touch the clownfish today? Besides Nemo's orange and I do not see an orange clownfish in there.

I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!!

(Now we're arguing over what kind of fish. Obviously, salmon is more sanctifying than mere tuna.)

 

[BananaPie]

(Not to mention the fact that we've all nominated her to be in charge of the fish fry next week.)

...uh... pardon me, but I believe Stilly is in charge of the Fish & Catfish Dept.
Call 1-800-Serious-Cat.

 

[Chopper]

I wonder what a good paraphrase of the original post would be.

(Seriously, people. We all need to stop kidding around and get back to sanctifying our souls with fish...)

Does that mean we have to slap each other with trout or something?

 

[SarahM777]

OH, C'MON, JUST SAY IT!!!!

(Obviously, the next argument is going to be over baptism.)

The fish already lives in water. Why would the fish need to be baptized?

 

[BananaPie]

NO WATER MENTIONED IN THIS VERSE

That's because "by faith they crossed the Red Sea as though they were on dry land" (Hebrews 11:29).

 

[seoulsearch]

The fish already lives in water. Why would the fish need to be baptized?

Sorry sweetie, to the people who don't believe in full-submersion baptism...

That fish ain't really baptized.

(Banana, you are awesome for playing along with us!! )

 

[posthuman]

The fish already lives in water. Why would the fish need to be baptized?

they should be baptized with fire!

 

[seoulsearch]

Ok, that post was OFFICIALLY AWESOME.

Change of plans, everyone.

Now we've turned the fish fry into a fish roast.

 

[Chopper]

*searches for a really big trout to slap someone with*

 

[SarahM777]

*searches for a really big trout to slap someone with*

Found one

 

[psychomom]

*searches for a really big trout to slap someone with*

i know some folks whose surname is Trout...does that help?

(they're not terribly large, though)

 

[seoulsearch]

I wonder if that part got left out of the command to "turn the other cheek" (even if you slapped with really, REALLY big trout.)

I am officially adding "severe fish-slapping" to the list of "trials and troubles" we may face in this world...

 

[Chopper]

found the trout, but there was a cat guarding it or waiting for it to flop around again...not really sure.

 

[BananaPie]

And of course, I wasn't pointing out WHAT you eat... but WHEN... (Monday vs. Friday...)

...does this mean the Shabbat vs. Sunday debate is now Monday vs. Friday for this Millennia?

 

[seoulsearch]

i know some folks whose surname is Trout...does that help?

(they're not terribly large, though)

So if you would have married one of them... Your name would have officially been "Trout-Mann"????

(Reference to a previous post.)

 

[psychomom]

...does this mean the Shabbat vs. Sunday debate is now Monday vs. Friday for this Millennia?

isn't millenia some sort of skin condition?

 

[Chopper]

LOLOLOL!!! Loved all the "trouty" responses!

 

[psychomom]

So if you would have married one of them... Your name would have officially been "Trout-Mann"????

(Reference to a previous post.)

dodged a bullet there! *whew*

 

[tourist]

isn't millenia some sort of skin condition?

I think that is melanoma but I could be wrong. This is serious stuff.

 

[JesusLives]

i hear women love shoes.
i like slippers better, so...gender identity crisis?

O.K. For those who don't know Hush puppies is a brand of shoes. With a little dog as the mascot. hush puppies also a cornmeal formed ball or elongated deep fried food. You're welcome....