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seoulsearch said:
(Not to mention the fact that we've all nominated her to be in charge of the fish fry next week.)
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...uh... pardon me, but I believe Stilly is in charge of the Fish & Catfish Dept.
Call 1-800-Serious-Cat. :p
 
seoulsearch said:
I wonder what a good paraphrase of the original post would be.

(Seriously, people. We all need to stop kidding around and get back to sanctifying our souls with fish...)
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Does that mean we have to slap each other with trout or something?
 
SarahM777 said:
The fish already lives in water. Why would the fish need to be baptized? :confused:
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Sorry sweetie, to the people who don't believe in full-submersion baptism...

That fish ain't really baptized.

(Banana, you are awesome for playing along with us!! :))
 
Ok, that post was OFFICIALLY AWESOME.

Change of plans, everyone.

Now we've turned the fish fry into a fish roast.
 
Chopper said:
*searches for a really big trout to slap someone with*
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Found one :D

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I wonder if that part got left out of the command to "turn the other cheek" (even if you slapped with really, REALLY big trout.)

I am officially adding "severe fish-slapping" to the list of "trials and troubles" we may face in this world...
 
found the trout, but there was a cat guarding it or waiting for it to flop around again...not really sure.
 
psychomom said:
i know some folks whose surname is Trout...does that help?

(they're not terribly large, though)
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So if you would have married one of them... Your name would have officially been "Trout-Mann"????

(Reference to a previous post.)
 
psychomom said:
i hear women love shoes.
i like slippers better, so...gender identity crisis? :p
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O.K. For those who don't know Hush puppies is a brand of shoes. With a little dog as the mascot. hush puppies also a cornmeal formed ball or elongated deep fried food. You're welcome....
 
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