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1. people who are already married
2. children under the age of 12
3. serial killers
4. terrorists
5. animals masquerading as people
6. catfish
7. people who are over 100 years older than you
8. people who are more than 100 years younger than you
9. people you can't communicate with at all
10. corpses, zombies, or other undead (sorry I know that's rather discriminatory
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2. children under the age of 12
3. serial killers
4. terrorists
5. animals masquerading as people
6. catfish
7. people who are over 100 years older than you
8. people who are more than 100 years younger than you
9. people you can't communicate with at all
10. corpses, zombies, or other undead (sorry I know that's rather discriminatory
)
Yikes! Does that mean children 13-17 are game??? EEEKKK!!!
I say that because there was an elderly man sitting in a rocking chair on display the other day while his wife was shopping. I asked if he was all right and he said, "I'm just going to sit here a while. And you can sit on my lap if you want to..."
AAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO. As a kid, I even hated it when they tried to get me to sit on Santa's lap.
I.Do.Not.Sit.On.Old.Men's.Laps. At least not until I'm an old lady and my husband is an old man. Speaking of which... No, I'd better not mention this one. Sigh. Story of an elderly couple asking me about personal products yesterday. Sigh. There is no end to the horrors of retail.
(Sorry, just had to vent. Will try to think of more unmarry-ables later.)
I say that because there was an elderly man sitting in a rocking chair on display the other day while his wife was shopping. I asked if he was all right and he said, "I'm just going to sit here a while. And you can sit on my lap if you want to..."
AAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO. As a kid, I even hated it when they tried to get me to sit on Santa's lap.
I.Do.Not.Sit.On.Old.Men's.Laps. At least not until I'm an old lady and my husband is an old man. Speaking of which... No, I'd better not mention this one. Sigh. Story of an elderly couple asking me about personal products yesterday. Sigh. There is no end to the horrors of retail.
(Sorry, just had to vent. Will try to think of more unmarry-ables later.)
Only ten? I can think of more than ten kinds. And some of the grumpier people around here, I bet they can think of HUNDREDS of kinds of people you shouldn't marry. Just wait till everyone wakes up this morning and checks the forum, you'll get an earful in this thread.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand trinary, those who don't and those who thought this was a joke about binary. =^.^=
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand trinary, those who don't and those who thought this was a joke about binary. =^.^=
1. the one who always parks very crooked and doesn't care
2. the one who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom
3. the one who never says 'bless you' after you sneeze
4. the one who doesn't hold the door open for others.. especially if an old lady is behind them
5. the one who throws their trash on the ground
6. the one who watches the sports channel 24/7
7. the one who has the top online score in every video game they play
8. the one who can't stop texting
9. the one who doesn't turn the fan on in the bathroom (this is separate from point # 2, no pun intended)
10. the one who has 10,000+ facebook friends
2. the one who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom
3. the one who never says 'bless you' after you sneeze
4. the one who doesn't hold the door open for others.. especially if an old lady is behind them
5. the one who throws their trash on the ground
6. the one who watches the sports channel 24/7
7. the one who has the top online score in every video game they play
8. the one who can't stop texting
9. the one who doesn't turn the fan on in the bathroom (this is separate from point # 2, no pun intended)
10. the one who has 10,000+ facebook friends
Well, let's see I can think of 8 things, that about sums it up faster than 10...
1) A Strange Woman
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a twoedged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell. Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are moveable, that thou canst not know them. Hear me now therefore, O ye children, and depart not from the words of my mouth. Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house:
- Proverbs 5:3-8
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
2) A proud look,
3) a lying tongue, and
4) hands that shed innocent blood,
5) An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
6) feet that be swift in running to mischief,
7) A false witness that speaketh lies,
8) and he that soweth discord among brethren.
- Proverbs 6:16-19
On the opposite side, you just need to find someone who matches Proverbs 31...:
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
- Proverbs 31:10-12
1) A Strange Woman
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a twoedged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell. Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are moveable, that thou canst not know them. Hear me now therefore, O ye children, and depart not from the words of my mouth. Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house:
- Proverbs 5:3-8
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
2) A proud look,
3) a lying tongue, and
4) hands that shed innocent blood,
5) An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
6) feet that be swift in running to mischief,
7) A false witness that speaketh lies,
8) and he that soweth discord among brethren.
- Proverbs 6:16-19
On the opposite side, you just need to find someone who matches Proverbs 31...:
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
- Proverbs 31:10-12
