Modesty is the only virtue that will stop your husband from cheating on you.

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melita916

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for.the.love.of.chocolate.
 
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CarolSampaio

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Guy you sure do make it hard for real Christian men to discuss issues that relate to men and women... I think your really a woman sent here to make us men all look like cavemen.
Nah... a woman would NEVER say those things or express those kinds of ideas... not even as a bad joke....
 

melita916

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Oh and by the way..that flower is NOT modest!!!
aww dang it! :( all that hard work of not wearing earrings and lipsticks for nothing! lol

I'm guessing...

Chocolate is way too brazen and far too stimulating for a true conservative Christian...
i guess all we can eat is rice cakes? :( lol
 
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Mitspa

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I hope none of you have any dental work? shinny dental work...directly to heck!
 
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CarolSampaio

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aww dang it! :( all that hard work of not wearing earrings and lipsticks for nothing! lol



i guess all we can eat is rice cakes? :( lol
Now hold it!!! I LOVE rice cake!!! Don't make fun of them... they have feelings, you know....
 
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ServantStrike

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Grumbles.... stupid edit timeout


If you are going to be modest then be modest with a man you know is a true conservative christian. There is not point in being modest if you are going to get married to a "player".
Oh for crying out loud.

When is it ever not/I] a woman's fault with you?

Humility....learn to be humble
Says the misogynist who rages at women all of the time.

You've got serious anger issues, and you act like you're entitled to a wife. You're not entitled to anything, let alone a Christian woman.


You will most likely remain single until you deal with your anger issues. You will not find a woman who will tolerate your behavior. If for some reason you find a woman who does, she will be so submissive that you will learn to resent her. Every day you wake up, you will look at her and realize that you are tearing down one of God's own.

This is not what the marriage relationship is intended to be.

You behave in an incredibly condescending manner. You really need to check that attitude of yours or it's going to shipwreck you.


Oh and if you're a troll, the same statement still holds true. If you thrive on the aggravation of other people, then you actually need to listen to what some of the people here have said... you might learn something.
 

Roh_Chris

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Taa dee doo doo,
A cow goes "moo, moo",
And if you ever see a wishing well,
Drop a penny and ring a bell!

#trollpoetryontrollthreadsFTW.
 

NotmebutHim

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The Scripture says that the marriage bed is undefiled. (Yes I've considered the context of the passage in which that phrase is contained.)

So, OP, do you expect a woman to wear a burlap sack in the bedroom? Cause that would make things kinda difficult if you know what I mean.

Yes I went there. :D

Modesty starts in the heart and extends to one's clothing. Knowing what to wear, and when to wear it.
 

Sadkitty

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*reads OP's responses*
Okay def a troll. My brain can't compute otherwise...



My poor brain...I think he broke it.
*leaves the thread cross eyed and confused*
 
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VioletReigns

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ABANDON THREAD!

 
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Rush

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I'm just imagining this cheating husband standing before the Godhead telling Him how he cheated on his wife. I'm sure God would just shrug and say, "Dude...I get it...she wore earrings!"
Best paraphrase of God ever! Genuine lol :)
 
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Rush

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Personally, if a man can actually have sex with four different women everyday, I think he should....if for no other reason than to make it into Guinness Book.

Let's run the numbers, shall we?

Four different women a day is 1452 women in a year...with Christmas and Easter off (this is a Christian man, after all).

Hugh Hefner has bunnied around with approximately 1000 women in his lifetime....so you'd beat that lifetime playboy in just nine months.
Simon Cowell, Dennis Rodman, and Jack Nicholson each report around 2000 women they've entertained...so in less than 18 mos, you can defeat their sexual claims to fame.
Julio Iglesias has serenaded around 3000 women...so within two years and twenty days your voice will drown his out.
Ron Jeremy (porn star) has made a career of sleeping with around 4000 women...in less than three years, this Christian man can crush his record.

*DON'T STOP THERE*

Gene Simmons has rocked the world of about 4600 women...in slightly more than three years, you can be the real rockstar.
Charlie Sheen has crazed up the lives of about 5000 women, so three and a half years of your supreme sexual prowess and you'll be the one looking like Two and a Half Men.

*BUT WHY PLAY IN THE MINOR LEAGUES*

Warren Beatty has sexed up about 12,775 women. If you're truly committed (and taking your vitamins), in under nine years you can show Warren who the boss really is.
John Holmes (another pornstar) has a career record of around 14,000 women....but you'll be doing this for free, so you can easily surpass his lengthy record in less than ten years.
Wilt Chamberlain slamdunked around 20,000 women. However, just slightly under 14 years of your impressive skill set will make you the champion and leave him crying on the sidelines.

*HOW MUCH OF A MAN ARE YOU*

We've often heard that politics makes strange bedfellows, and it doesn't get much stranger than Fidel Castro who was the bedroom dictator to about 35,000 women. Now, you might need to embrace a paleo diet, and invest in some blue pills, but within 24 years, a dedicated Christian man can show this communist the clear superiority of the capitalist system.

Or OPTION B

You can embrace the sexual guidelines in scripture and not pretend that the only thing preventing you from four-a-days is a loving wife.
Ah poetMary, your commitment to a bit is admirable! :) 5 stars! Lol