If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
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Zi

Guest
#61
#61
Of course.. I look just fine but I do have a past/ life of less than worthy moments to overcome.. I don't put my appearance out there because I don't feel adequate and as if I personally match what I think others expectation might be.. deep stuff so I'll stop there... Thanks for the post
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I get that not everybody wants to put pictures of themselves on the internet as it's bad OPSEC and what not, but this is a Christian forum and what I hear you saying is that you have some deep-seated image/self-esteem issues. (please correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not going to push you on that because I'm new here and I don't know you like that, but I'd ask that you'd pursue Christ in that area if you're not already.
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#62
#62
I will ask my fleas out for a date!
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#63
Aug 13, 2014
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#63
Conversationand said:
I get that not everybody wants to put pictures of themselves on the internet as it's bad OPSEC and what not, but this is a Christian forum and what I hear you saying is that you have some deep-seated image/self-esteem issues. (please correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not going to push you on that because I'm new here and I don't know you like that, but I'd ask that you'd pursue Christ in that area if you're not already.
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Sorry to disappoint, but the reason I have a lynx as my avatar is because he looks so much better than I. I also dislike pictures of myself. I don't think I'm hideous, I just don't like photos of me. Mostly because it's motionless. In life I value my agility and make a conscious effort to move fluidly. In a static photo you can't see any of that.

(Now somebody is going to take the polar opposite and accuse me of vanity. Ah well.)
 
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Galatea

Guest
#64
#64
Lynx said:
Sorry to disappoint, but the reason I have a lynx as my avatar is because he looks so much better than I. I also dislike pictures of myself. I don't think I'm hideous, I just don't like photos of me. Mostly because it's motionless. In life I value my agility and make a conscious effort to move fluidly. In a static photo you can't see any of that.

(Now somebody is going to take the polar opposite and accuse me of vanity. Ah well.)
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Post a video of yourself, a gif as your avatar. If you like, you can move like a lynx in your gif.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#65
#65
I like the poll options because I've actually done a few of them. I'm growing a wicked set of mutton chops (I'm totally going to bring those back into fashion, mark my words). I already live in a house that the neighborhood kids avoid, and I play a wicked game of Sniper Elite 4 on my PS4.
 
slave

slave

Senior Member
#67
Mar 20, 2015
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#67
Re: If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...


"...Be just fine - I hope!"



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Come on...Diligence and Steadfastness; Diligence and Steadfastness! IN CHRIST!​
 
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Galatea

Guest
#68
#68
Go to New Orleans and find a voodoo priestess and pay her to brew me a love potion to give to some unsuspecting chump.
 
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Zi

Guest
#70
#70
I agree.. I thought she did an amazing job coming up with options.... Wicked set of mutton chops.. I'm sure you're serious and your humorous way of saying it made me laugh
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I like the poll options because I've actually done a few of them. I'm growing a wicked set of mutton chops (I'm totally going to bring those back into fashion, mark my words). I already live in a house that the neighborhood kids avoid, and I play a wicked game of Sniper Elite 4 on my PS4.
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#72
#72
Galatea said:
Go to New Orleans and find a voodoo priestess and pay her to brew me a love potion to give to some unsuspecting chump.
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*note to self* Do not accept unsolicited beverages from women, especially red heads.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#74
#74
Zi said:
I agree.. I thought she did an amazing job coming up with options.... Wicked set of mutton chops.. I'm sure you're serious and your humorous way of saying it made me laugh
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When I say it, I try to put on my best Bostonian (Southy) accent. It sounds better that way.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

Guest
#76
#76
Galatea said:
You're a suspecting chump. I specified an unsuspecting chump.
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Right you are. You know, you could always use my old tried and true pick-up line:

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
#77
Jan 12, 2016
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#77
Galatea said:
Auction myself off on ebay to the highest male bidder. I'm estimating I might fetch $56.79, but that may be an overestimate.
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I'll pay you $60 to let me watch you shoot a semi-automatic rifle.
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
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Jan 12, 2016
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
If I'm single for too much longer, I am going to throw myself a party. I'd be the only one in attendance, but I'll have a party nonetheless. I could rent out the PlayPlace at McDonalds and sit all alone, eating my happy meal.
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Some people at work want to throw me a divorce party..... doesn't seem like much fun.
 
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