If your life was a movie

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J7

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"Come Dine With Me" the Movie. As Arnie would say: great concept
 
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Zi

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Never disappointing Seoul delivers an epic tale full of action, humor, suspension that will keep you on the edge of your seats...........

I second those choices!! Great picks..

Monster, ever see it?? She did a transformation few are willing to do... She was quite site and not for sore eyes as usual...
My movie life would be a combination of Jet Li (lots of slick moves), James Bond (lots of cool gadgets), Arnie and Stallone (lots of explosions), and... The Naked Gun (lots of stupidity.)

I would be the heroine who can infiltrate any fortress (in writing, of course), blow up any target with the turn of her head, beat up rounds of bad guys with my one pinky (maybe both, if I really wanted a workout), and be able to find absolutely any secret codes one might need on her phone (such as the numbers for setting off nuclear power plants in Bangladesh)... but yet not her own phone number.

The movie would end with a nerdy little girl curled up on the couch watching a movie--in other words, my life movie would all just be in my own head.

As for the incredibly risk-taking, ground-breaking actress who would get to play me (after all, they'll need only THE best stunt doubles in order to re-create all those sitting-on-the-couch scenes--we don't want any on-set injuries), good luck convincing Hollywood to cast an Asian actor to actually portray an Asian character (I'm looking at you, Tilda Swinton and Scarlett Johansson.)

Seeing as they would most likely choose a white girl to play me, my first pick would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2:



However, knowing that Hollywood would deem her as being too old, my next pick would be Charlize Theron:



I once read that she gained 30 pounds for the title role in the movie "Monster."

That sounds just about right. :p
 

Lynx

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seoulsearch: I dunno, the Terminator series wasn't very realistic either...

This is how it would have really been.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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My movie life would be a combination of Jet Li (lots of slick moves), James Bond (lots of cool gadgets), Arnie and Stallone (lots of explosions), and... The Naked Gun (lots of stupidity.)

I would be the heroine who can infiltrate any fortress (in writing, of course), blow up any target with the turn of her head, beat up rounds of bad guys with my one pinky (maybe both, if I really wanted a workout), and be able to find absolutely any secret codes one might need on her phone (such as the numbers for setting off nuclear power plants in Bangladesh)... but yet not her own phone number.

The movie would end with a nerdy little girl curled up on the couch watching a movie--in other words, my life movie would all just be in my own head.

As for the incredibly risk-taking, ground-breaking actress who would get to play me (after all, they'll need only THE best stunt doubles in order to re-create all those sitting-on-the-couch scenes--we don't want any on-set injuries), good luck convincing Hollywood to cast an Asian actor to actually portray an Asian character (I'm looking at you, Tilda Swinton and Scarlett Johansson.)

Seeing as they would most likely choose a Caucasian woman to play me, my first pick would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2:



However, knowing that Hollywood would deem her as being too old, my next pick would be Charlize Theron:



I once read that she gained 30 pounds for the title role in the movie "Monster."

Yup. That sounds just about right. :p
Way to go, girl, now you've made me ditch "Gone with the Wind" and "Steel Magnolias". From now on I'm all about action movies and if I only was prettier and taller, and had some talent, I could be an actress too:p.
 
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You're teaching me something new if there's a movie with the same title..

UK TV show.. 5 strangers take their turn cooking in their home for the others and vote to see who's the best cook. The winner receives a prize.. commentary is nothing short of hilarious...
"Come Dine With Me" the Movie. As Arnie would say: great concept
 

seoulsearch

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seoulsearch: I dunno, the Terminator series wasn't very realistic either...

This is how it would have really been.
Where is the "Don't Ruin It For Me!!!" button...
 

Lynx

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Where is the "Don't Ruin It For Me!!!" button...
Uh... sorry, I think I threw that button in the crock pot. It's probably somewhere around the carrots.

And the cartoon was courtesy of Randall Monroe, not me. Blame him.
 

J7

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Yup, CDWM and The Chase about the only things worth watching
You're teaching me something new if there's a movie with the same title..

UK TV show.. 5 strangers take their turn cooking in their home for the others and vote to see who's the best cook. The winner receives a prize.. commentary is nothing short of hilarious...
 

Lynx

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Yup, CDWM and The Chase about the only things worth watching
Yeah, straight action is where it's at!
 
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Wild

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A romantic comedy for sure. I want Matthew Perry to play me.
 

JonahLynx

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An adventure where the hero turns out to be the villain, narrated by Abbott and Costello. Ends with a cliffhanger, but there's no sequel planned.
 

stillness

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I AM is the real Real, we are praying His part on earth, as He is in heaven. He chose the weak and despised actors to represent Him. "A man of sorow aquanted with grief, and we hid as it were, our faces from Him." Hard to get the script right espescially playing the part of the old man and praying for deliverance: to come and learn of Him of acts of Friendship with the least of His and in humility enter His rest. It would be an action move to enter rest.
 
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Lighthearted

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If my life was a movie it would be a "B" rated horror/ comedy in parody style.
 
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toinena

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My life wouldn't fit into a movie but to a series of cliffhangers that would only resolve in another tragedy. Dallas and Dynasty combined would be as tragic and chaotic as my life. Linda Evans... Would that be the one playing in Dynasty?
 

Pipp

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Melissa McCarthy minus the potty mouth. Most likely a Dramady. Ya know drama and comedy.
 

OneFaith

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Selena. We have a lot in common, except I can't sing lol.