My movie life would be a combination of Jet Li (lots of slick moves), James Bond (lots of cool gadgets), Arnie and Stallone (lots of explosions), and... The Naked Gun (lots of stupidity.)
I would be the heroine who can infiltrate any fortress (in writing, of course), blow up any target with the turn of her head, beat up rounds of bad guys with my one pinky (maybe both, if I really wanted a workout), and be able to find absolutely any secret codes one might need on her phone (such as the numbers for setting off nuclear power plants in Bangladesh)... but yet not her own phone number.
The movie would end with a nerdy little girl curled up on the couch watching a movie--in other words, my life movie would all just be in my own head.
As for the incredibly risk-taking, ground-breaking actress who would get to play me (after all, they'll need only THE best stunt doubles in order to re-create all those sitting-on-the-couch scenes--we don't want any on-set injuries), good luck convincing Hollywood to cast an Asian actor to actually portray an Asian character (I'm looking at you, Tilda Swinton and Scarlett Johansson.)
Seeing as they would most likely choose a white girl to play me, my first pick would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2:
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However, knowing that Hollywood would deem her as being too old, my next pick would be Charlize Theron:
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I once read that she gained 30 pounds for the title role in the movie "Monster."
That sounds just about right.![]()
My movie life would be a combination of Jet Li (lots of slick moves), James Bond (lots of cool gadgets), Arnie and Stallone (lots of explosions), and... The Naked Gun (lots of stupidity.)
I would be the heroine who can infiltrate any fortress (in writing, of course), blow up any target with the turn of her head, beat up rounds of bad guys with my one pinky (maybe both, if I really wanted a workout), and be able to find absolutely any secret codes one might need on her phone (such as the numbers for setting off nuclear power plants in Bangladesh)... but yet not her own phone number.
The movie would end with a nerdy little girl curled up on the couch watching a movie--in other words, my life movie would all just be in my own head.
As for the incredibly risk-taking, ground-breaking actress who would get to play me (after all, they'll need only THE best stunt doubles in order to re-create all those sitting-on-the-couch scenes--we don't want any on-set injuries), good luck convincing Hollywood to cast an Asian actor to actually portray an Asian character (I'm looking at you, Tilda Swinton and Scarlett Johansson.)
Seeing as they would most likely choose a Caucasian woman to play me, my first pick would be Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2:
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However, knowing that Hollywood would deem her as being too old, my next pick would be Charlize Theron:
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I once read that she gained 30 pounds for the title role in the movie "Monster."
Yup. That sounds just about right.![]()
"Come Dine With Me" the Movie. As Arnie would say: great concept
seoulsearch: I dunno, the Terminator series wasn't very realistic either...
This is how it would have really been.
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Where is the "Don't Ruin It For Me!!!" button...
Uh... sorry, I think I threw that button in the crock pot. It's probably somewhere around the carrots.Where is the "Don't Ruin It For Me!!!" button...
You're teaching me something new if there's a movie with the same title..
UK TV show.. 5 strangers take their turn cooking in their home for the others and vote to see who's the best cook. The winner receives a prize.. commentary is nothing short of hilarious...
Yeah, straight action is where it's at!Yup, CDWM and The Chase about the only things worth watching