Date vs Pie

[Lynx]

At work today this one young guy was spending a lot of time on his phone. Finally I asked him what he was doing that was so important and time consuming. He said, "Looking for single ladies."

After thinking about that for a moment I said, "Actually I think pies beat single ladies, and I'll tell you why. Last night I went down to Dollar Tree (one of those everything's-a-dollar places) and bought a whole case of cookies & cream pie slices, 32 slices. Now I'm happy. Meanwhile you're still looking."

"Also a whole case of those pie slices cost only $32 plus tax. $32 wouldn't even cover your first date. So for price/benefit alone I think pies come out way ahead." (Also I can stay happy with 32 slices of cookies & cream pie for more than a month.)

 

[tourist]

I'm down with apple pie. Homemade.

 

[zeroturbulence]

This reminds me of the movie American Pie (but don't see it unless you don't mind dirty hollywood humor)..

 

[Susanna]

Hmm...note to self...I'm fastly dwindling down towards rock bottom...single ladies are now below pie. LOL.

 

[maxwel]

The ultimate solution, of course, is to find a single lady who comes with her own pie.

Easier said than done.

That's the real reason so many of us are single.

 

[IDEAtor]

Perhaps, but what if she owns the dollar place and can get you discounts?

 

[Dino246]

... note to self... must speak with s/o regarding the marked absence of pie...

 

[Lynx]

Perhaps, but what if she owns the dollar place and can get you discounts?

If you really need a discount on something that costs a dollar, you're too cheap to go on a date with her anyway.

 

[Susanna]

If you really need a discount on something that costs a dollar, you're too cheap to go on a date with her anyway.

Some ladies don't mind. lol

 

[Yeraza_Bats]

I read the thread title like a question. What would I choose between a date and a pie?
Thats a tough one : p It really would depend on the situation. I am a big fan of pie, though. Id love a coconut cream pie right now, actually.........

If I had to choose right stat now, Id choose pie. Cuz pie sounds great, and Im not in a social mood atm

 

[Demi777]

I read the thread title like a question. What would I choose between a date and a pie?
Thats a tough one : p It really would depend on the situation. I am a big fan of pie, though. Id love a coconut cream pie right now, actually.........

If I had to choose right stat now, Id choose pie. Cuz pie sounds great, and Im not in a social mood atm : p

Or u have a pie date lol stop making things complicated

 

[Susanna]

I read the thread title like a question. What would I choose between a date and a pie?
Thats a tough one : p It really would depend on the situation. I am a big fan of pie, though. Id love a coconut cream pie right now, actually.........

If I had to choose right stat now, Id choose pie. Cuz pie sounds great, and Im not in a social mood atm : p

We're getting the message...pie has now taken our position.

 

[Magenta]

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[Yeraza_Bats]

Or u have a pie date lol stop making things complicated

Haha, pie date. Id be cool with that, definitely.

 

[tourist]

The ultimate solution, of course, is to find a single lady who comes with her own pie.

Easier said than done.

That's the real reason so many of us are single.

Or a single lady that knows how to bake pie. That way it's always fresh and scrumptious.

 

[seoulsearch]

Or a single lady that knows how to bake pie. That way it's always fresh and scrumptious.

Fresh and scrumptious?

I couldn't tell if tourist was talking about a pie... or his date (aka, his lovely wife.)

 

[joefizz]

Another singles forum thread to talk about food how shocking lol!

 

[Pipp]

Yeah pie wins

 

[Zi]

Nothing takes the place of a man.

Date

 

[Daylilies]

So what I'm understanding is that if I try online dating again, I should be highlighting my pie-making skills?