So... Just What Does it Take to Be an "Expert Sandwich Maker", Anyway?

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What Does it Take to be An Expert Sandwich Maker?

  • Knowing the difference between buns and bread, and when to use which one.

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Knowing which types of meat go with the which kinds of veggies (bacon and tomato, etc.)

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Knowing which kind of peanut butter to utilize (and what kind would that be?)

    Votes: 8 57.1%

  • Knowing how to properly stack a sandwich and in what order (no soggy lettuce here!)

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Knowing how high or how full to stuff a sandwich (is it possible to overstuff???)

    Votes: 12 85.7%

  • Knowing when a sandwich is just for one person... or when it should be shared. (Sharing??? Not.)

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Knowing whether a sandwich should be served hot or cold (always a controversial subject!)

    Votes: 10 71.4%

  • Knowing which condiments go with each kind of sandwich (mustard and turkey?!)

    Votes: 11 78.6%

  • Knowing the right sides to choose for each sandwich: potato salad, pickle, cole slaw, chips?

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Knowing how to keep the sandwich together with a fancy schmancy toothpick or plastic sword.

    Votes: 7 50.0%
  • Total voters
    14
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Gracie_14

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#42
Lynx said:
The person in that .gif is not eating a REAL sandwich. She is eating a product of a fast food factory's assembly line. Using that picture in a sandwich thread is like using a picture of a Matchbox (tm) car in a thread about real cars.
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Oh.....:oops:
 
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Wild

Guest
#43
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seoulsearch said:
Hey Everyone! :)

In a recent thread that talks about the qualities that people are looking for in a future spouse, a particularly perceptive poster wrote that having "an expert sandwich maker would be a nice bonus."

The question was then raised as to what, exactly, would qualify someone as an "expert sandwich maker"?

As we all know, here in Singles, we only talk about THE most DIRELY IMPORTANT issues when it comes to being single, and I'm fairly certain that everyone here is in agreement that being able to make a good sandwich is a CRUCIAL skill.

And so... I'm going to create a poll that will hopefully "stack up" a few ideas, but in the meantime...

* What do YOU think is needed to be an "expert sandwich maker"?

* What kinds of sandwiches do you like, and is there anything in particular that your expert sandwich maker would need to know about making your sandwich?

* On a scale of 1-10 (1 being peanut butter and jelly; 10 being a full monte crisco with homemade raspberry jam), how would you rate YOUR OWN sandwich-making skills?

For maximum fun, please take a minute to check out the poll as well as answering these questions here in your post!

And, just to switch it up a bit, I'm going to make it so that the answers are visible and we can see what everyone thinks is most important when making that truly unforgetable, masterpiece of a sammich. :)

P. S. Ok... I just used up every last remaining poll box that the system allowed, so if you come up with any other vital sandwich-making skills, please be sure to include them in your post!
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Wow a thread dedicated in my honor? I think I deserve a Reuben right now
 
Lighthearted

Lighthearted

Senior Member
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Oct 17, 2016
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#1 know the Sammich persons loves
#2 trust your palate
#3 go big or go home...a Sammich should require 2 hands and at least one knee to hold
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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May 23, 2009
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Wild said:
Wow a thread dedicated in my honor? I think I deserve a Reuben right now
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One of the best parts of a thread like this is when the guest of honor/inspiration makes their appearance. :)

And, I totally second your opinion on that Reuben! :cool:
 
Dino246

Dino246

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#47
Jun 30, 2015
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Lynx said:
The person in that .gif is not eating a REAL sandwich. She is eating a product of a fast food factory's assembly line. Using that picture in a sandwich thread is like using a picture of a Matchbox (tm) car in a thread about real cars.
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WhatchoogotagainstMatchbox? :unsure:
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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Dino246 said:
WhatchoogotagainstMatchbox? :unsure:
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Today, nothing. They are owned by the same company that owns Hot Wheels, and the build quality is identical. Back when I was a kid, everything. Matchbox cars were notably inferior to Hot Wheels cars. Hot Wheels cars I would line up along the side of my bed. Matchbox cars I left out in the yard and they eventually got hit by the lawnmower.

Yes I was a consumer snob even when I was six. :p
 
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