No not so funny, since there is a lot of discussion about false prophets or false teachers now on this thread I went back to Deuteronomy to find the texts to help identify both categories ( false prophet or false teachers ) and I wrote a text for you guys, its from scripture and yo must take it seriously this time and stop mocking God
@Cameron143.
How To Identify A False Prophet or False Teacher
Deuteronomy 13 and 18 (NKJV)
God knew from the very beginning that false voices would rise up among His people. He loved us enough to warn us clearly and give us precise tests to identify them. In Deuteronomy 13 God gives the most penetrating test of all and it cuts straight to the heart of the matter. It is not about whether someone performs miracles or speaks with great authority or draws large crowds. God actually warns us that a false prophet can do signs and wonders and still be completely false:
If there arises among you a prophet or a dreamer of dreams and he gives you a sign or a wonder and the sign or the wonder comes to pass of which he spoke to you saying let us go after other gods which you have not known and let us serve them you shall not listen to the words of that prophet or that dreamer of dreams for the Lord your God is testing you to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul. (Deuteronomy 13:1-3)
Read that carefully. God says He may actually allow a false prophet to perform real signs and wonders as a
test of your love for Him. The miracle is not the proof of truth. The message is. And the message God is listening for is this:
does this person lead you toward His commandments or away from them? That is the test. Simple. Unchanging. Eternal. If any voice, regardless of how gifted or how anointed they appear, how many people follow them, how many books they sell or how large their ministry is, leads you away from the commandments of God that voice fails the test God Himself established. God could not be clearer about what happens next:
That prophet or that dreamer of dreams shall be put to death because he has spoken in order to turn you away from the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt and redeemed you from the house of bondage to entice you from the way in which the Lord your God commanded you to walk. (Deuteronomy 13:5)
The second test appears in Deuteronomy 18 and is equally clear. If a prophet speaks in the name of God and what he says does not come to pass that word did not come from God:
When a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord if the thing does not happen or come to pass that is the thing which the Lord has not spoken the prophet has spoken it presumptuously you shall not be afraid of him. (Deuteronomy 18:22)
These two tests together give us a complete picture. Does their prophecy come true? And most importantly does their teaching lead people toward God and His commandments or away from them?
Now here is where it gets deeply serious and where many sincere believers are caught off guard. Can someone who performs genuine miracles still be a false teacher or false prophet? According to Jesus Himself the answer is an unambiguous and sobering
yes. This is not a minor point. Jesus placed this warning at the very heart of His most important sermon and His words are some of the most alarming in all of Scripture:
Many will say to Me in that day Lord Lord have we not prophesied in Your name cast out demons in Your name and done many wonders in Your name? And then I will declare to them I never knew you depart from Me you who practice lawlessness. (Matthew 7:22-23)
Look at what Jesus is describing here. These are people who prophesied in His name. Cast out demons in His name. Done many wonders in His name. By any outward measure they looked like powerful anointed ministers of God. Crowds would have followed them. People would have been healed and delivered under their ministry. And yet Jesus looks at them on that final day and says
I never knew you. The reason He gives is devastating in its simplicity: they practiced
lawlessness. They lived and taught in a way that set aside the commandments of God. The miracles were real. The relationship was not.
This means that a ministry built on signs and wonders is not automatically a ministry built on truth. The supernatural is not the standard. Obedience to God's commandments is the standard. Jesus confirmed this without any room for compromise:
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments and shall teach men so shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven. (Matthew 5:19)
A teacher or preacher today who tells people that the commandments of God are obsolete, done away with or no longer relevant falls directly under the warning God gave in Deuteronomy 13 and that Jesus repeated in Matthew 7. It does not matter how sincere they are, how much Scripture they quote, how many miracles happen in their meetings or how genuinely people feel blessed under their ministry. If the fruit of their teaching is a congregation that feels free to set aside God's commandments that teacher has failed the test God Himself wrote with His own finger on tablets of stone.
And Jesus warned us that these voices would multiply dramatically in the last days:
For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive if possible even the elect.(Matthew 24:24)
Notice He says
great signs and wonders. Not small impressive moments. Great ones. Powerful enough to potentially deceive even the most committed believers. This is the world we are living in right now. Ministries built on spectacle, emotion and supernatural demonstration are drawing millions while the commandments of God are quietly set aside or openly dismissed as irrelevant. God warned you about this in Deuteronomy. Jesus warned you about this in Matthew. The test has never changed.
And Jesus warned us that these false voices would be identified not by what they claim but by what their lives and teaching actually produce:
Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. (Matthew 7:15-16)
The fruit God is looking for has never changed. It is a people who love Him with all their heart and walk in His ways. Any voice that leads you away from that love and that walk, no matter how eloquent, how popular, how miraculous or how emotionally moving, is a voice God warned you about long before they ever appeared. The mirror to hold up to every teacher, every preacher, every prophet is simply this: do their words draw you closer to the commandments of God or further away from them? That question alone, applied honestly and prayerfully, will protect you from the greatest deceptions of these last days.
Go back to His Word. Go back to His commandments. Go back to Jesus. That is the safest place you will ever stand.