"But... I Have a KEURIG!!! That's a Sure Reason to Pick Me!" Name 3 Reasons Why YOU Are the Ultimate "Pick Me!" Guy or Girl!!

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Just like a cat. You're only interested in me for my food and once that's gone you'll ignore me again. :p

My dog always wants to be around me and gives me her attention, even when I don't have any food.
I grew up with cats and they are not at all like that. Cats will sit in my lap and purr for hours if I let them, without a shred of food in sight.

I mean... I appreciate the compliment, saying I am more like a cat than I really am, but it is kind of an insult to real cats.
 
Lobster represents a curious double standard in our society. Try boiling a kitten alive and see how long it takes you to get arrested. But we think nothing of doing such things to a lobster.
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Other OBVIOUS Reason's I'm a Pick-Me:

1. I have an extensive pen collection!

Do you need a green pen? But not just ANY green pen -- do you need a green pen in a very SPECIFIC shade of green? I've got you covered!

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What you got in fuchsia?

3. If you aren't already swooning from all those pens and all that boxed mac'n'cheese, I have a knack for picking out only THE BEST of the best when it comes to stuffed critters!!

(A. They MUST be cute. B. They MUST be soft. C. They MUST be reasonably priced -- preferably on sale.)

So if you have a special little one in your life (or a grown adult who uses said little ones as a cover to add to their own collection,) I can help you pick out the perfect plush pal!!

If needed, I can also assist in choosing a name, and most importantly, personality traits! :cool:




Once you see all these soft, smiling faces, how could you NOT Pick Me??!! 😆
Duly noted that you claim stuffed critters are important, but you always go cheap. :p
 
Now there's a good thread topic: live emotional support animals or stuffed emotional support animals. Which should be more socially acceptable?

Stuffed as in plushies not taxidermied creatures.
 
Johnny has me on ignore,
yeahhh...
you sure about that?

I've seen this before:
I'm ignoring you!
(but secretly I still want to hang onto your every word, so I won't really ignore you, I just won't reply to anything you say so you just think I am)
 
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yeahhh...
you sure about that?

I've seen this before:
I'm ignoring you!
(but secretly I still want to hang onto your every word, so I won't really ignore you, I just won't reply to anything you say so you just think I am)
Actually he just replied directly to me. So (at least for now) he does NOT have me on ignore.

WHO RATTED ME OUT?! Who told him I was talking about him... In a thread where he was shooting off his mouth a lot?

Okay, it was kind of obvious...
 
What you got in fuchsia?


Duly noted that you claim stuffed critters are important, but you always go cheap. :p

OOOHHH!

I see my pen collection is garnering interest!!

I currently don't have anything is fuchsia, but how about a nice shade of pink!

(For the good or the bad, yes, I actually do own this pink pen set, along with the green one pictured in my original post.) :D

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Lol!!

As for being cheap (regarding critters,) well I just like to get a good deal.

Besides, if you pick out one that costs a little less...

It means you might be able to pick up another one as a bonus. 😎
 
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Gel pens run out so quickly.
They were all the rage at school, but completely impractical and always running out mid sentence.

Same with felt-tip pens. It was such a drag having those because the little kids never put the caps back on.

Sharpening pencils can be fun though.
 
What kids loved to do though was shred paper. When I had a paper shredder in the library, I was very popular.
And a rotary pencil sharpener.
But it was the puppets that everyone loved.

Teachers were like ?! don't make the library TOO fun.
 
Gel pens run out so quickly.
They were all the rage at school, but completely impractical and always running out mid sentence.

Same with felt-tip pens. It was such a drag having those because the little kids never put the caps back on.

Sharpening pencils can be fun though.

A while back, my church had a work day for the children's church, and somehow I wound up in the corner (pretty fitting, I'm told! Lol!) sharpening a humongous basket of worn-down colored pencils. I had never seen such a large collection -- it was quite impressive -- and in a myriad of different shades.

They generously gave me 3 electric pencil sharpers to work with (I was impressed -- my schools only had the crank ones), but they kept overheating. I kept having to take breaks when all 3 were out of commission, which was annoying me.

Next time, I will bring my extra sharpeners from home.

No blunt pencils on MY watch!!


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Speaking of children it's always hard, when in a class, and you ask a question and the kids put their hands up if they know the answer, then you have to pick one to speak.

It's probably not the best way to teach because anyone who isn't picked feels left out. Especially if LOTS of kids think they know the answer. Or you ask them who wants to...and they all put up their hands, but you can only pick one, and it's the shy ones who don't raise their hands but they might be the best ones to do whatever you are asking them to do.
 
The lining up for sports teams is also a stupid way to do it where the children get to pick who is on their team. Inevitibly, the smallest, youngest and weakest will not be picked or they'll be picked last and feel useless. You want to win, don't you?

I think it's better to assign teams completely randomly. Or go, one two, one two, all odd numbers go to one team evens to another. it's better to be inclusive, than exclusive. Then kids can figure out how best to work in a team that will have both strengths and weaknesses.