Just like a cat. You're only interested in me for my food and once that's gone you'll ignore me again.*perk!
You have my attention.
My dog always wants to be around me and gives me her attention, even when I don't have any food.
Just like a cat. You're only interested in me for my food and once that's gone you'll ignore me again.*perk!
You have my attention.
I grew up with cats and they are not at all like that. Cats will sit in my lap and purr for hours if I let them, without a shred of food in sight.Just like a cat. You're only interested in me for my food and once that's gone you'll ignore me again.
My dog always wants to be around me and gives me her attention, even when I don't have any food.
Lobster represents a curious double standard in our society. Try boiling a kitten alive and see how long it takes you to get arrested. But we think nothing of doing such things to a lobster.
What you got in fuchsia?Other OBVIOUS Reason's I'm a Pick-Me:
1. I have an extensive pen collection!
Do you need a green pen? But not just ANY green pen -- do you need a green pen in a very SPECIFIC shade of green? I've got you covered!
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Duly noted that you claim stuffed critters are important, but you always go cheap.3. If you aren't already swooning from all those pens and all that boxed mac'n'cheese, I have a knack for picking out only THE BEST of the best when it comes to stuffed critters!!
(A. They MUST be cute. B. They MUST be soft. C. They MUST be reasonably priced -- preferably on sale.)
So if you have a special little one in your life (or a grown adult who uses said little ones as a cover to add to their own collection,) I can help you pick out the perfect plush pal!!
If needed, I can also assist in choosing a name, and most importantly, personality traits!
Once you see all these soft, smiling faces, how could you NOT Pick Me??!!![]()
yeahhh...Johnny has me on ignore,
Actually he just replied directly to me. So (at least for now) he does NOT have me on ignore.yeahhh...
you sure about that?
I've seen this before:
I'm ignoring you!
(but secretly I still want to hang onto your every word, so I won't really ignore you, I just won't reply to anything you say so you just think I am)
Hey I don't get out to Aldi very often. I gotta get while the gettin's good.Yes...
yes it is.
What you got in fuchsia?
Duly noted that you claim stuffed critters are important, but you always go cheap.![]()

Gel pens run out so quickly.
They were all the rage at school, but completely impractical and always running out mid sentence.
Same with felt-tip pens. It was such a drag having those because the little kids never put the caps back on.
Sharpening pencils can be fun though.
