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Jase

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A collage professor didn't believe in God. Every year at the beginning of his class, he would get up in front of the class & say very loudly "There is no God. If there is a God that exists today come up front & prove to me that he is real". Every year no one did anything until one year he was doing the same thing, putting God down & challenging anyone to come up front to prove that God does exist. Room was silent. He started in on his jollies about Christians being cowards & that God isn't real after all. Then, this Marine got up, the professor started in on him about God. The Marine said nothing, proceeded up front, starred at the professor & decked him. As the startled professor was looking at him from the floor, the Marine simply said "God is busy, He sent me".
Very good..like! 👍❤️
 

tourist

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Martha, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake; however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old blue pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George, and several others, that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a few moments, just turned around and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend or even deny! He said nothing! Later that evening, George quietly parked his blue pickup in front of Martha’s house, walked home, and left it there all night!

You gotta love George!😆



The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.
Surprise- it was an Apple!🍎🌳

It had the extremely limited memory of only 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
I think that it was two bytes.
 
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I truly heard this on the radio & the DJ said it was based on a true story. "One day this man went missing. They compared it to the show where Andy & Helen get trapped in the cave in while Barney got help to rescue them. An hour later the man was found, alive & well except for being intoxicated. He was in the search party looking for himself".
 

BlessedByGod

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I truly heard this on the radio & the DJ said it was based on a true story. "One day this man went missing. They compared it to the show where Andy & Helen get trapped in the cave in while Barney got help to rescue them. An hour later the man was found, alive & well except for being intoxicated. He was in the search party looking for himself".
Doesn't really say much for the rest of the search party either then, as he would to have been among them in the briefing before they headed out to look for "him" , if it was a true story😉.
 
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Doesn't really say much for the rest of the search party either then, as he would to have been among them in the briefing before they headed out to look for "him" , if it was a true story😉.
It was true. I was at my son's house last night celebrating my grandson's 19th birthday. We started talking about different things & he told me about this. I replied that I had heard it on the radio. You are probably right about him being there at the start. Although he was really intoxicated, he knew he had to help search for this missing person, but it didn't dawn on him that it was he who they were searching for until about an hour into the search he asked this person to remind him of whom they were searching for. So funny.
 

Lynx

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Yeah, about that... my uncle just called me up to check if we have enough toilet paper. Apparently we're going through THAT again. Only one store has TP right now, and they might be out before I can hit "Post reply" on what I'm typing.
 
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I was at our church's 'Trunk or Treat" last night & remembered something that I'd forgotten for so many years. One of my brothers told it to me. It goes: "RC cola came to town, Coca Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper patched him up & they all got drunk on 7-Up". Haven't thought of that for years. Hope ya'll have a very blessed day in the Lord today
 

Jase

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I was at our church's 'Trunk or Treat" last night & remembered something that I'd forgotten for so many years. One of my brothers told it to me. It goes: "RC cola came to town, Coca Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper patched him up & they all got drunk on 7-Up". Haven't thought of that for years. Hope ya'll have a very blessed day in the Lord today
Cute..never heard that!
 

Lynx

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Well... it ain't called the SITTING dead.
 

Lynx

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That one took a bit of googling to figure out. And then I wished I hadn't researched it...
 

Jase

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Some people's mind(s) works like lightning.

One brilliant flash and it's gone!. 🤭
 

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A Duck walks into a bar and asks for a Beer and some Cheese sandwiches.
the barman was amazed at this and the Duck asked him why he was so surprised.
The Barman apologised and said that he had never seen a Duck that could talk before.
He asked the Duck what he was doing there. The Duck told him that he was working at a nearby building site and was on a lunch break. The barman asked what he did at the site and was told he was a plasterer.

Not long after after the Duck left the Ring Master of a nearby Circus dropped into the Bar.
The barman told him about the talking Duck and suggested he would be a great act for his Circus.
The Ring master was very keen to see this Duck and left the Barman his Card. He said if the Duck comes in again give him this card and I will arrange an interview.

The next day the Duck returned and ordered the same lunch as before. The barman gave the Duck the
Ring Masters Card. The Duck asked does the Circus have caged Animals and Caravans for the Performers.
The Barman said yes. Then he asked whether it had Canvas walls and a hole in the roof and again the Barman said yes it does. The Duck looked him in the eye and said then why in the world would they need a plasterer?