Fart fans

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skylove7

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I adore u Sirk u know that...
Out of honesty I just am curious why u posted a fart fan thread is all?
I know u are good hearted and funny

But post a reason why for the last three hours members have to respond in fart fans

Hey get mad at me but

Im the only one that speaks up and asks why here?

Sigh. .guess I am going to be slammed for it

But I have saw members for three hours post about farts fans cuz nobody wants to be honest well hey its getting on my nerves I am classier than this shizza Sirk

Be mad at me I dont care this thread is tact less stupid and Im not joining a fart fan fiesta on a christian chat...just because people love u Sirk!

They are kindly posting ur fart thread

To be nice

Well I guess skylove must not be nice
Who cares

Im not reading fart fans all day on latest activity

Im out
 
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Sirk

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skylove7 said:
I adore u Sirk u know that...
Out of honesty I just am curious why u posted a fart fan thread is all?
I know u are good hearted and funny

But post a reason why for the last three hours members have to respond in fart fans

Hey get mad at me but

Im the only one that speaks up and asks why here?

Sigh. .guess I am going to be slammed for it

But I have saw members for three hours post about farts fans cuz nobody wants to be honest well hey its getting on my nerves I am classier than this shizza Sirk

Be mad at me I dont care this thread is tact less stupid and Im not joining a fart fan fiesta on a christian chat...just because people love u Sirk!

They are kindly posting ur fart thread

To be nice

Well I guess skylove must not be nice
Who cares

Im not reading fart fans all day on latest activity

Im out
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Lol. It's okay. I'm not mad at you. I didn't post this for any other reason than that is what they truly call them round these parts, it's pretty funny, and it's true....I've been getting a lot of calls to install fart fans. lol. Now excuse me while I crawl up into this blistering hot attic to install aforementioned fart fan. Lol
 
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kaylagrl

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skylove7 said:
I adore u Sirk u know that...
Out of honesty I just am curious why u posted a fart fan thread is all?
I know u are good hearted and funny

But post a reason why for the last three hours members have to respond in fart fans

Hey get mad at me but

Im the only one that speaks up and asks why here?

Sigh. .guess I am going to be slammed for it

But I have saw members for three hours post about farts fans cuz nobody wants to be honest well hey its getting on my nerves I am classier than this shizza Sirk

Be mad at me I dont care this thread is tact less stupid and Im not joining a fart fan fiesta on a christian chat...just because people love u Sirk!

They are kindly posting ur fart thread

To be nice

Well I guess skylove must not be nice
Who cares

Im not reading fart fans all day on latest activity

Im out
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I think it's simply a funny thread. He didnt post it in Bible Discussion its buried in Misc.,no big deal. You really didnt need to take part or read it if you found it that offensive.
 
Blain

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ewww farts are gross I don't even like my own why do we have to fart it's not nasty.
btw I saw a sale on fart fans in toys R us because you know farts being funny is childish:rolleyes:

They have slow loud fart fans, quite toot fart fans, fart fans that come in the shape of a bottoms, they told me they are not responsible for teary eyes complaining from neighbors or your entire house smelling like your grandpa ate a bunch off beans and had to release
 
ArtsieSteph

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Blain said:
ewww farts are gross I don't even like my own why do we have to fart it's not nasty.
btw I saw a sale on fart fans in toys R us because you know farts being funny is childish:rolleyes:

They have slow loud fart fans, quite toot fart fans, fart fans that come in the shape of a bottoms, they told me they are not responsible for teary eyes complaining from neighbors or your entire house smelling like your grandpa ate a bunch off beans and had to release
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*Stifled laughter* Is it awful I find farts hilarious? Not my own of course, and I don't fart on people like icky boys do. But if someone lets out a toot I sort of chuckle. But if it legitimately has good timing I laugh.

Case in point: my mother was once laughing so hard she farted, and immediately a car alarm went off. XDDDD
 
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Cruisyazz

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Fart fans???? I got to get me one of these!
 
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jennymae

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I can understand folks being Elvis fans, but why would somebody wanna become fart fans?
 
Blain

Blain

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ArtsieSteph said:
*Stifled laughter* Is it awful I find farts hilarious? Not my own of course, and I don't fart on people like icky boys do. But if someone lets out a toot I sort of chuckle. But if it legitimately has good timing I laugh.

Case in point: my mother was once laughing so hard she farted, and immediately a car alarm went off. XDDDD
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actually that sounds like a hilarious situationXD
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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slave said:
If this was a class instead of a thread would that make you a private- tooter? OK, sorry couldn't help myself. Ok, seriously then here's the answer to your question: People are getting these fart fans because it's the only gas they can afford these days. :rolleyes:.
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Brilliant....lol
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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True story.....

When My Daughter, Melisa was 3 or 4 and me 28 ish.......we were in a Burger King for lunch and the place was packed....

This adorable little brunette child of mine giggles and loudly proclaims.....Ha, Ha, Ha, I farted...... People around me were laughing at her I was mortified and red as a beet.......

I calmly sat down at the table to the chuckles around me and told Melisa we don't say fart out loud in public.... If we are out in public it is o.k. to say you shot a bunny.....from then on no one ever farted in our family.... We just shot bunnies.....lol
 
slave

slave

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JesusLives said:
True story.....

When My Daughter, Melisa was 3 or 4 and me 28 ish.......we were in a Burger King for lunch and the place was packed....

This adorable little brunette child of mine giggles and loudly proclaims.....Ha, Ha, Ha, I farted...... People around me were laughing at her I was mortified and red as a beet.......

I calmly sat down at the table to the chuckles around me and told Melisa we don't say fart out loud in public.... If we are out in public it is o.k. to say you shot a bunny.....from then on no one ever farted in our family.... We just shot bunnies.....lol
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OH OH now I feel bad for bunnies.!!....Smile. :rolleyes:;).​ My niece does that too. She is so proud . The only difference is she's 45...NO! She's 5.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Blain said:
ewww farts are gross I don't even like my own why do we have to fart it's not nasty.
btw I saw a sale on fart fans in toys R us because you know farts being funny is childish:rolleyes:
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Rosesrock

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Sirk said:
Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
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bored are we??
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

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Speaking of a fart. I once heard someone say that love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably :poop:
 
HumbleOne

HumbleOne

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This is too funny!!!! I need a new fart fan!
 
NotmebutHim

NotmebutHim

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Fartfan, Fartfan, Fartfan

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na.....

FARTFAN!!!!
 
HumbleOne

HumbleOne

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Lol!!!!! Its a bird, no, its a plan, no!!! It's a fart fan!!!! Seems like guys are the # 1 fart fans.
 
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