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Lynx

Lynx

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CharliRenee started a thread called "Trolls" and it got commandeered by a troll.

seoulsearch raised the following question:

seoulsearch said:
Why is it that this unspoken rule only seems to apply to trolls?

Example: Thread is started about trolls; trolls of the most extreme kind are the ones to show up (including most of the rest of us, lol.)

Somebody tell me why this doesn't apply to a thread such as, "Hot, God-Fearing Singles Ready to Commit for Life, Seeking Age-Appropriate Partners!"

Seriously.

If we started a thread with THAT as the topic...

Would it then actually be flooded with hot, God-fearing singles who were actually ready to commit for life, and with spouses around their own age range? (Not that age differences can't work; I'm just thinking of the 75-year-olds who are hoping to find someone 25.)

WHY DOES THIS ONLY WORK FOR TROLLS????

Grrr...
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So let's test the theory and see if any show up.

I cannot qualify of course. I am God-fearing, single, ready to commit for life with a spouse around my age (if I ever found her, but I ain't looking too hard) but I'm not hot. I'm not cool either. I guess I'm just lukewarm. :p But somebody who IS hot, and fits all the other qualifications, might show up.
 
tourist

tourist

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No, I don't believe that you are lukewarm at all. I'm a guy so I can't offer an opinion if you are hot or not but you certainly aren't cold. If you're not careful some single Christian woman may snag you as a result of this thread.
 
Lynx

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Quite unlikely. I don't exactly make myself available. Even when I send bread to people I met online, I deliberately scribble the return address.
 
melita916

melita916

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I don’t qualify for this thread for various reasons lol
 
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Susanna

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Lynx said:
Quite unlikely. I don't exactly make myself available. Even when I send bread to people I met online, I deliberately scribble the return address.
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You are sending bread to people you’ve met online? Now that is nice.
 
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Susanna

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What about an old hag that has turned 29 for the fourteenth time?
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Whole wheat sourdough bread generally can survive shipping if you ship it first class.

Too bad my chocolate chip cookies have nowhere near the same shelf life.
 
seoulsearch

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I just have two questions:

1. If anyone actually does show up and post in this thread, will they/we then be seen as a raging narcissist?

2. Lynx, don't you know everything I write here has an official trademark and copyright?

If no one else posts in this thread, you can rest assured that my attorney just might. :p

Don't be stingy now -- it's time to pay up, Sir Cat. :mad::cool::LOL:
 
Lynx

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Pffft! You're always trying to get other people to start threads. So you postulate a theory in the Trolls thread, I obligingly start the thread... and all you can do is complain? :p
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
Pffft! You're always trying to get other people to start threads. So you postulate a theory in the Trolls thread, I obligingly start the thread... and all you can do is complain? :p
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Well dang it. I usually don't admit defeat so easily, but I begrudgingly have to admit you have a point.


I got nothing. 🤫😫🤪 For now, at least. Give me an hour or two and I'll surely have something else to complain about. 😆🥳😁
 
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Susanna

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seoulsearch said:
I just have two questions:

1. If anyone actually does show up and post in this thread, will they/we then be seen as a raging narcissist?

(———)

If no one else posts in this thread, you can rest assured that my attorney just might. :p
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Whoops, how do I get rid of my posts here? I don’t want to be remembered for being a raging narcissist😇😁.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Susanna said:
Whoops, how do I get rid of my posts here? I don’t want to be remembered for being a raging narcissist😇😁.
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It's ok, Susanna.

We can both sit in the timeout box together. 🙂🤓😇
 
Lynx

Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
Well dang it. I usually don't admit defeat so easily, but I begrudgingly have to admit you have a point.


I got nothing. 🤫😫🤪 For now, at least. Give me an hour or two and I'll surely have something else to complain about. 😆🥳😁
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Wow. Not sure how I achieved victory so quickly, but I'm screen-shotting this one.
 
Dino246

Dino246

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I'm hot, but if I step outside and stand in the drizzle for a few minutes, I'll be cool.

When did personal assessment become a function of temperature anyway?
 
Dino246

Dino246

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Susanna said:
Whoops, how do I get rid of my posts here? I don’t want to be remembered for being a raging narcissist😇😁.
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It's all good. I'll choose to remember you as a non-raging narcissist instead. ;)
 
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Susanna

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Dino246 said:
It's all good. I'll choose to remember you as a non-raging narcissist instead. ;)
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I just realized that by saying what I did made me come across as a narcissist per se.🤭
 
Dino246

Dino246

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Susanna said:
I just realized that by saying what I did made me come across as a narcissist per se.🤭
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You've lasted far too long around here to be a real narcissist. They tend to head off to Banville fairly quickly.
 
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