A few Oscars I'll suggest:
Biggest Virtue-Signaling Film: Wonder Woman
Most-Anticipated yet Critically-Panned Film: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Least CGI in a Movie: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Most Ridiculous Fake Country Name: Wakanda, The Black Panther
The Movie Nobody Needs To Watch: 50 Shades Revisited
Best Exposed "Actor": Harvey Weinstein
Best Rehash of a Previous Movie: Blade Runner 2049
Best Legitimately-Portrayed Gore: Hacksaw Ridge
Lifetime Achievement Award: Sacrificing Your Body For The Role: (Honorary): The person formerly known as Bruce Jenner
The Best Picture, Best Actor, and Best Actress Oscars were not awarded this year due to violation of Social Justice Warrior sensibilities. Instead, all candidates were awarded a "Participation Award" consisting of a gold-covered "Like" button icon.