Do you smell what I smell ?

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Pipp

Pipp

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So you've just made it big and have decided to launch your new fragrance ( perfume, candles, whatever ). What is the fragrance and what would be your sales pitch ?

Nothing like the smell of money in the morning..
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For those who don't know how to take "no" as an answer
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The wetter the better
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Can't cook.... coulda fooled me...
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Cue one of the guys making a joke about how he launches his stench all the time ;)

Or wait...did I just do that?
 
WineRose said:
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I wonder if there are super-strength Altoids in heaven.

You'll know you're in heaven when you hint to someone that they need an Altoid... and the person says thank you and actually takes it... instead of trying to take YOUR head off for giving them the heads up!

But then again... WILL there be halitosis in heaven?
 
I love his smell because He has the best sweetsmelling in the World, KJVEphesians5;2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice for God for sweetsmelling savour,
 
A cologne for men that smells like a mixture of grilling meat and Hoppes No. 9 gun cleaner.
 
If you could take the smell of buttermilk chicken cooking and cornbread frying and bottle it, I think I would wear it everyday. Eau de Grandma's house.
 
I'd actually sell an anti-fragrance. It cancels out boys who put way too much cologne on. So, middle schools and high schools everywhere would be buying it by the gallon.

Not sure what I'd name it. Not sure it would need one, just "Hey spray this in your classrooms and all the Axe goes away" and it would be sold out in minutes by teachers.

Don't get me wrong, Axe itself doesn't smell...terrible. But, "Fragrance should be discovered, not announced."
 
rachelsedge said:
I'd actually sell an anti-fragrance. It cancels out boys who put way too much cologne on. So, middle schools and high schools everywhere would be buying it by the gallon.

Not sure what I'd name it. Not sure it would need one, just "Hey spray this in your classrooms and all the Axe goes away" and it would be sold out in minutes by teachers.

Don't get me wrong, Axe itself doesn't smell...terrible. But, "Fragrance should be discovered, not announced."
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Drakkar Noir = Drakkar NOT.
 
rachelsedge said:
I'd actually sell an anti-fragrance. It cancels out boys who put way too much cologne on. So, middle schools and high schools everywhere would be buying it by the gallon.

Not sure what I'd name it. Not sure it would need one, just "Hey spray this in your classrooms and all the Axe goes away" and it would be sold out in minutes by teachers.

Don't get me wrong, Axe itself doesn't smell...terrible. But, "Fragrance should be discovered, not announced."
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I have a funny anecdote about this. One of my students is going out with a girl who is deaf. One day, he was playing with his phone. I told him to put it away, and when he opened his book bag, I saw a big bottle of Polo in his bag. I told him that was good. He needs to use the good stuff and not Axe as his girlfriend's sense of smell is more keen!

Axe even in small doses is very bad.
 
seoulsearch said:
...WILL there be halitosis in heaven?
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No.
Everyone's teeth will be made of mint flavored rainbow juice.










I think it's stated somewhere in Revelation?


(Idk, maybe its just how I've interpreted a verse or two...and now I'm bent on convincing you that my interpretation is correct. :( )
 
Reborn said:
No.
Everyone's teeth will be made of mint flavored rainbow juice.










I think it's stated somewhere in Revelation?


(Idk, maybe its just how I've interpreted a verse or two...and now I'm bent on convincing you that my interpretation is correct. :( )
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Hey hey hey..... no making this the Bible discussion forum young man !
 
Reborn said:
No.
Everyone's teeth will be made of mint flavored rainbow juice.










I think it's stated somewhere in Revelation?


(Idk, maybe its just how I've interpreted a verse or two...and now I'm bent on convincing you that my interpretation is correct. :( )
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Someone mention mint.... there are mint juleps served at the Kentucky Derby that ran last Saturday. I forget how many tons of mint they had shipped in for the drinks but there was a whole lot of fresh breath going on at the Derby....
 
Hmmm... I remember one senator Foghorn Keghorn (a Red Skelton character, and the one Foghorn Leghorn imitates) who said he came down with a cold and it almost ruined his filibuster. But he used an old southern remedy, drank two gallons of hot mint julep.

"Wow, two gallons of hot mint julep and you were still able to hold the floor?"


"Hold the floor? I couldn't get OFF the floor!"
 
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