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i may just be the least romantic woman in history
But you're already taken. Wouldn't tourist object to... oh. You meant find my own "kitten." You think I haven't been keeping an eye out? I just haven't been chasing because I haven't seen anyone I wanted to chase yet.
Obviously, you want to fan the flames of passion and desire. I like your style big guy.
I hereby challenge you for that title. Location and terms of the contest to be specified by 14 Feb 2025 (by which point if I haven't gained any understanding of romance I will probably give up trying to understand).