Snailracer's post reminded me that the Christmas I was pregnant with my son my husband asked my mom what she thought I would like for Christmas. I'd mentioned to her how concerned I was about getting back into shape after the baby was born and that I was thinking of getting an exercise bike or something I could use at home while I was with my son rather than trying to find time as a new mom to go to the gym or whatever. I had also mentioned to my husband that my keyboard was pretty banged up..*hint hint*...
So....one afternoon I was sitting on the couch looking at the Christmas tree...PREGNANT LADY HORMONES TOTALLY RAGING....and I looked at the gift he'd wrapped for me, which I had assumed was a keyboard (and was so proud of him for catching on)...and I thought....hmmmm...that's waaaaaay too big for a keyboard. So I started trying to guess what it might be and remembered what I'd told my mom...and started SOBBING uncontrollably.

He called me from work while I was still crying and I didn't want to say why...but I finally asked him if it was an exercise bike. He was VERY quiet and asked...."Ummmm....why?"
Needless to say, the bike disappeared and was replaced by a new coat.
Guys...let this be a warning...NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER get your pregnant wife anything that might even remotely ..in her WILDEST imaginings...suggest that she is not the most gorgeous woman on the planet to you..ESPECIALLY EXERCISE EQUIPMENT!
REMEMBERING THIS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
P.S. - He never asked my mom's advice re: gift giving again EVER