Midnight Confessions
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My name's Arlene... and I'm not an alcoholic.
(Phew, so glad I got that off my chest!)
Well, my confession's pretty heavy. Brace yourselves. I am a kindergarten teacher and every now and then I join the children in a game of soccer. The only thing is, the kind of soccer I play involves me hogging the ball, taking the game a bit too seriously against 4-5 year olds, and scoring all the goals with blood thirsty enthusiasm while all the children walk away complaining that they never got the ball and I ruined their game.
I haven't learnt my lesson. I still feel really good about beating a group of children half my height.
THERE. I'M A MONSTER!
(Phew, so glad I got that off my chest!)
Well, my confession's pretty heavy. Brace yourselves. I am a kindergarten teacher and every now and then I join the children in a game of soccer. The only thing is, the kind of soccer I play involves me hogging the ball, taking the game a bit too seriously against 4-5 year olds, and scoring all the goals with blood thirsty enthusiasm while all the children walk away complaining that they never got the ball and I ruined their game.
I haven't learnt my lesson. I still feel really good about beating a group of children half my height.
THERE. I'M A MONSTER!
I think that you have a very important job working with little children and helping to shape and form their little inquisitive minds. I follow soccer just a little bit and my favorite team is Manchester United. I don't know too much about the team except that it is probably the best well-known team in the States. They win a lot of games too...she scores! Goal!
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-I've devoted an ungodly amount of time thinking about punching someone in the back of the head.
-I routinely go over my moms house and steal her ice cream bars and i don't feel bad about it.
-Sometimes when my sister asks me how her outfit looks i'll tell her it looks great then i do this when she's not looking.
-My brother has this fan he can't sleep without and the only way it works is with the remote control. He made me really mad so i took the remote to his fan and hid it. I hid it so well i can't even find it. Then i watched him tear apart the house looking for it.
Ok, i feel a little bad about that one.
-A bird crapped in my hair and i said really really horrible words.
-I routinely go over my moms house and steal her ice cream bars and i don't feel bad about it.
-Sometimes when my sister asks me how her outfit looks i'll tell her it looks great then i do this when she's not looking.
-My brother has this fan he can't sleep without and the only way it works is with the remote control. He made me really mad so i took the remote to his fan and hid it. I hid it so well i can't even find it. Then i watched him tear apart the house looking for it.
Ok, i feel a little bad about that one.
-A bird crapped in my hair and i said really really horrible words.
-I've devoted an ungodly amount of time thinking about punching someone in the back of the head.
-I routinely go over my moms house and steal her ice cream bars and i don't feel bad about it.
-Sometimes when my sister asks me how her outfit looks i'll tell her it looks great then i do this when she's not looking.
-My brother has this fan he can't sleep without and the only way it works is with the remote control. He made me really mad so i took the remote to his fan and hid it. I hid it so well i can't even find it. Then i watched him tear apart the house looking for it.
Ok, i feel a little bad about that one.
-A bird crapped in my hair and i said really really horrible words.
-I routinely go over my moms house and steal her ice cream bars and i don't feel bad about it.
-Sometimes when my sister asks me how her outfit looks i'll tell her it looks great then i do this when she's not looking.
-My brother has this fan he can't sleep without and the only way it works is with the remote control. He made me really mad so i took the remote to his fan and hid it. I hid it so well i can't even find it. Then i watched him tear apart the house looking for it.
Ok, i feel a little bad about that one.
-A bird crapped in my hair and i said really really horrible words.
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1. I am really glad all my children have left the house on their own now.
2. But now that they have, I don't know what to do with myself half the time.
3. I'd love to get married again, but I tell everyone I am not interested because they worry about me being alone.
4. I really think my boss is terrible at his job and make fun of him all the time ...in my head. lol
5. I think it would be awesome to take 5 years off and just travel.
6. I think I just found food stuck behind my ear and I have no way to explain that one.
2. But now that they have, I don't know what to do with myself half the time.
3. I'd love to get married again, but I tell everyone I am not interested because they worry about me being alone.
4. I really think my boss is terrible at his job and make fun of him all the time ...in my head. lol
5. I think it would be awesome to take 5 years off and just travel.
6. I think I just found food stuck behind my ear and I have no way to explain that one.
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When I was younger I used to get home late and eat my sisters cheese cake and said I thought it was general family cheese cake.... (*whispers* I know it wasn't)
I judge worse than I should over leggings being used as pants.
I like little kids more than most grownups.
I'd rather talk science fiction and theology than almost anything else... and sometimes... i don't even wait for an appropriate segue, i just drop a "hey, so you know how God...."
I judge dudes more harshly than women (not sure what's up with that one)
I love cocooning myself on the couch with a blanket and a foot heater pumping heat in the bottom until I can't tell where my shirt ends and my skin starts. It's gootastic
I judge worse than I should over leggings being used as pants.
I like little kids more than most grownups.
I'd rather talk science fiction and theology than almost anything else... and sometimes... i don't even wait for an appropriate segue, i just drop a "hey, so you know how God...."
I judge dudes more harshly than women (not sure what's up with that one)
I love cocooning myself on the couch with a blanket and a foot heater pumping heat in the bottom until I can't tell where my shirt ends and my skin starts. It's gootastic
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baaaaahahahahaaaaaahhhh! that gave me such a good genuine laugh. Cheers.
I do kids min... 4-7s, but my kids are brutal... there's a couple I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, let alone play soccer with... i swear i hear them screaming... "Rush's shins are exposed, hack the bone, HACK THE BONE!!!"
lol No no im kidding, they're all lovely
I do kids min... 4-7s, but my kids are brutal... there's a couple I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, let alone play soccer with... i swear i hear them screaming... "Rush's shins are exposed, hack the bone, HACK THE BONE!!!"
lol No no im kidding, they're all lovely
-I've devoted an ungodly amount of time thinking about punching someone in the back of the head.
-I routinely go over my moms house and steal her ice cream bars and i don't feel bad about it.
-Sometimes when my sister asks me how her outfit looks i'll tell her it looks great then i do this when she's not looking.
-My brother has this fan he can't sleep without and the only way it works is with the remote control. He made me really mad so i took the remote to his fan and hid it. I hid it so well i can't even find it. Then i watched him tear apart the house looking for it.
Ok, i feel a little bad about that one.
-A bird crapped in my hair and i said really really horrible words.
-I routinely go over my moms house and steal her ice cream bars and i don't feel bad about it.
-Sometimes when my sister asks me how her outfit looks i'll tell her it looks great then i do this when she's not looking.
-My brother has this fan he can't sleep without and the only way it works is with the remote control. He made me really mad so i took the remote to his fan and hid it. I hid it so well i can't even find it. Then i watched him tear apart the house looking for it.
Ok, i feel a little bad about that one.
-A bird crapped in my hair and i said really really horrible words.
R
I actually feel your brother's pain because I can't sleep without a fan either. It would be like trying to sleep in a blanket on a warm day.
Some nights I can't sleep, sometimes it goes on for weeks on end. I sleep maybe 2-4 hours a night. I buy sleeping pills all the time - different kinds to try and use - but I can never actually take them. 2 people I knew committed suicide by OD-ing on sleeping pills, and it's just too much for me to swallow them down.
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I don't even know how I found this page. My husband past away 2 years ago. I have been a Christian for 35 years and had a incredible conversion. Now I'm so blow away by my husbands death that I just smoked a joint, drank too much wine and have no desire to live. I don't need to be hit over the head with the Word of God. I beat myself enough as it is.