*SPOILER ALERT* *DO NOT READ IF PLANNING ON SEEING THE MOVIE "JOHN WICK"*
So there's a part in the movie where John calls and makes "a dinner reservation for 12." It took me a bit to catch on to the fact that this was "code phrase" for "I've just had a conflict, there are bodies everywhere and I need you to do a cleanup" because I kept thinking, "But... when are they going to have dinner? And where? And what are they going to eat?"
And this, folks, is why I'd never make the cut for Killer Assassin School.
I'm guessing the Ninja Academy and Institute of Higher Samarai are out as well.
*Sigh.* WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE??!!!