The Canadian dating thread.
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We're talking about BDF, right? Man, if someone started a dating thread there he would be labeled at least 15 kinds of heretic. I'm not gonna start it, they'd jump on me so bad I might start questioning my own salvation. 
Actually, I was talking about the Singles forum (disgruntled dating forum). I think the BDF would be more of the ....no, I can't even imagine anyone in the BDF getting along with anyone long enough to even begin to form a relationship that doesn't revolve around violently exorcising the burning demons found in all of those who believe in minute and meaningless differences in obscure and irrelevant areas of legalistic brain-bending useless ideas. (meaning everyone else)
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Thanks. I was worried that I killed this thread with my off-topic rant about the BDF. (Though I actually thought about writing a ill-conceived BDF dating profile...) Woops, I brought it up again. Abort, abort! Think Canadian...think metric system, Canadian bacon, and cops on horses. There. That's better. Eh?
I would be tempted to do the deed myself but it wouldn't be worth the effort. The thread would get lost in all the background noise before I got to work this morning.
But here's how it would go if I did do it:
Title: Legalist Looking for L'amore
OP:
I'm a legalist looking for that special someone in my life. My hobbies are proving I am right and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong, and long walks on the beach. Lately I have felt there is something missing in my life, a need that beating people over the head with out-of-context bible verses can't fill. I need a partner in my life, someone who can help me look up verses and come up with the arguments I missed.
IMPORTANT! You must already believe exactly the way I believe. It is no good for you to change what you believe to fit what I believe, for then you are a hypocrite. You have to already match my beliefs in every smallest detail.
I know you are out there somewhere and I hope to debate with you soon. I can't say I pray to meet you soon because that would start another "Does God have a special someone for everyone?" thread, and while it would be amusing it would get in the way of meeting you.
But here's how it would go if I did do it:
Title: Legalist Looking for L'amore
OP:
I'm a legalist looking for that special someone in my life. My hobbies are proving I am right and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong, and long walks on the beach. Lately I have felt there is something missing in my life, a need that beating people over the head with out-of-context bible verses can't fill. I need a partner in my life, someone who can help me look up verses and come up with the arguments I missed.
IMPORTANT! You must already believe exactly the way I believe. It is no good for you to change what you believe to fit what I believe, for then you are a hypocrite. You have to already match my beliefs in every smallest detail.
I know you are out there somewhere and I hope to debate with you soon. I can't say I pray to meet you soon because that would start another "Does God have a special someone for everyone?" thread, and while it would be amusing it would get in the way of meeting you.
I'm definitely "1" (infinitely single.)
And, I've been called "loonie" more times than I can count. Most especially by family and friends.
Henceforth... where do I sign up to meet this mysterious Canadian Boy Wonder?
I think I more than qualify as a bid.
And, I've been called "loonie" more times than I can count. Most especially by family and friends.
Henceforth... where do I sign up to meet this mysterious Canadian Boy Wonder?
I think I more than qualify as a bid.