things every woman wants to hear

[kodiak]

"Passports...check!....Tetanus shots...check!".

"do you have to say shots when we are boarding a plane"


how about "Happy Birthday, I made supper and baked you a cake"

 

[skylove7]

"do you have to say shots when we are boarding a plane"


how about "Happy Birthday, I made supper and baked you a cake"

OK then.... Well if my cooking was horrid, and my cake was a brick....You'd be ready to jump on that plane....now wouldn't you? ;-)

 

[JesusLives]

...be careful though or you may become hooked.

I'm hooked on you.....

 

[VioletReigns]

Maybe...

 

[kodiak]

OK then.... Well if my cooking was horrid, and my cake was a brick....You'd be ready to jump on that plane....now wouldn't you? ;-)

no, I know how to cook....I have been told it is pretty good too....speaking of which, I need to find that recipe!

 

[JesusLives]

Ten things women would love to hear.......


10. Toilet is running great now.

9. Floor is swept.

8. Dishes are all done.

7. Can I do that for you?

6. Fixed the light in the closet.

5. Filled the car with gas.

4. Breakfast is ready.

3. Did you take your pretty pill today?

2. I stopped smoking just for you.

And the number one top thing women want to hear is.......

#1. I love you.

 

[tourist]

Ten things women would love to hear.......


10. Toilet is running great now.

9. Floor is swept.

8. Dishes are all done.

7. Can I do that for you?

6. Fixed the light in the closet.

5. Filled the car with gas.

4. Breakfast is ready.

3. Did you take your pretty pill today?

2. I stopped smoking just for you.

And the number one top thing women want to hear is.......

#1. I love you.

I adore you too.

 

[kodiak]

Ten things women would love to hear.......


10. Toilet is running great now.

9. Floor is swept.

8. Dishes are all done.

7. Can I do that for you?

6. Fixed the light in the closet.

5. Filled the car with gas.

4. Breakfast is ready.

3. Did you take your pretty pill today?

2. I stopped smoking just for you.

And the number one top thing women want to hear is.......

#1. I love you.

It sounds like these are things tourist says to you...now I am wondering how he broke the toilet....tourist, I told you not to throw bricks at the toilet....lol

 

[p_rehbein]

I adore you too.

(he sez, and turning to walk away as the chains around his ankles rattle)

 

[JesusLives]

Originally Posted by Grace-Like-Rain

Actually, silence from men is the one thing women probably dread the most.

Yes. I totally agree with you because it makes you question yourself that we did something wrong.

Silence in the tourist house means that the Blond stopped talking........trust me this is not a good thing.....silence is not golden....it means someone is upset.....can we guess who? Poor tourist scratches head and wonders what's up? Followed by those little words I'm Sorry.......O.K. we can resume talking now....as he still scratches his head......lol

 

[JesusLives]

really no one posted this one? ( you are right) face it guys we are wrong no matter what, say any different and well.... have fun sleeping on the couch ;b

You have been trained well oh young one....just keep saying that and add a Yes Honey and things will go smoothly....l.ol

 

[zaoman32]

ROFL!!!

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Im saving some of these

 

[p_rehbein]

Hmm, reading the 132 comments here, I can't help but wonder if "the truth" is important?

(hate to get serious, but surely someone has suggested this?)

 

[PoetMary]

How about:

1. You are lovely.

2. You are loved.

3. How did I get so lucky to have you in my life?

 

[melita916]

Maybe...
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except i don't like clowns so just a funny ninja please lol

 

[seoulsearch]

except i don't like clowns so just a funny ninja please lol

Clowns are just scary.

Personally, I'm hoping for a ninja... who would promptly save my very life from a clown attack by beating up the clown (in the most manly way possible, of course.)

Watching a ninja beat up a clown would definitely make me laugh.

I can't think of a more awesome win-win situation, and would probably propose to Mr. Funny Guy Ninja Who Saved Me From The Evil Clown right on the spot. (I'm thinking... I could offer him the clown's beepy red nose as a token of our engagement.)

 

[kodiak]

Clowns are just scary.

Personally, I'm hoping for a ninja... who would promptly save my very life from a clown attack by beating up the clown (in the most manly way possible, of course.)

Watching a ninja beat up a clown would definitely make me laugh.

I can't think of a more awesome win-win situation, and would probably propose to Mr. Funny Guy Ninja Who Saved Me From The Evil Clown right on the spot. (I'm thinking... I could offer him the clown's beepy red nose as a token of our engagement.)

Make sure he attacks him with a balloon animal, right? balloon ninja throwing star? lol

 

[seoulsearch]

Make sure he attacks him with a balloon animal, right? balloon ninja throwing star? lol

This is awesome!

Forget "Rising Dragon Punch" or "Fist of the North Star."

"Annihilation With Twisted Inflatable Giraffe" sounds MUCH more menacing.

And to think... I wasn't entirely sure of what I'm looking for in a man... but this thread has finally cleared up my "want list" to the letter!!!

Obviously, I'm looking for a Ninja Who Offs Annoying Menaces to Society (clowns, mimes, people who don't clean up after their dogs) With Balloon Animals.

Thanks again, CC!

 

[blue_ladybug]

i agree with seoulsearch.. clowns are just outright creepy..

 

[kodiak]

This is awesome!

Forget "Rising Dragon Punch" or "Fist of the North Star."

"Annihilation With Twisted Inflatable Giraffe" sounds MUCH more menacing.

And to think... I wasn't entirely sure of what I'm looking for in a man... but this thread has finally cleared up my "want list" to the letter!!!

Obviously, I'm looking for a Ninja Who Offs Annoying Menaces to Society (clowns, mimes, people who don't clean up after their dogs) With Balloon Animals.

Thanks again, CC!

so basically the balloon animal vigilante?