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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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kodiak said:
so basically the balloon animal vigilante?
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Oh Kodiak... We just DON'T want to go there.

I went to a Chinese restaurant once where the owner proceeded to make us a balloon motorcycle, poodle, and squirrel.

I'm not sure if he was a ninja, though.

Somehow I missed that option on the menu. :)
 
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VioletReigns

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Actually, none of my kids liked clowns. I never appreciated them either. Unless of course it's a cute kittycat dressed as a clown.

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seoulsearch

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I'm thinking... I need a Ninja Dog to take care of this Scary Clown Cat...

(Just kidding, Violet!!) :p
 
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FridaysChild

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kodiak said:
no, I know how to cook....I have been told it is pretty good too....speaking of which, I need to find that recipe!
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You'll make a good wife for someone one day. :p
 
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VioletReigns

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I CAN DREAM, CAN'T I????? ROFL!!! :D

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skylove7

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I'm like awwww....sniff sniff :'(

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kodiak

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FridaysChild said:
You'll make a good wife for someone one day. :p
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lol, that is not the first time I have been called a female....growing up with three sister and no brothers, it is bound to happen....the funniest was when I helped with children's church....the person in charge in front of all the kids called me miss...those kids wont let me live it down lol...she was so happy she made that mistake on me because I just laughed...
but I hope I will make a good husband when I do find a wife.
 
seoulsearch

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kodiak said:
lol, that is not the first time I have been called a female....growing up with three sister and no brothers, it is bound to happen....the funniest was when I helped with children's church....the person in charge in front of all the kids called me miss...those kids wont let me live it down lol...she was so happy she made that mistake on me because I just laughed...
but I hope I will make a good husband when I do find a wife.
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I'm thinking we all need to address you as "MISS" Kodiak from now on... :p
 
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kodiak said:
lol, that is not the first time I have been called a female....growing up with three sister and no brothers, it is bound to happen....the funniest was when I helped with children's church....the person in charge in front of all the kids called me miss...those kids wont let me live it down lol...she was so happy she made that mistake on me because I just laughed...
but I hope I will make a good husband when I do find a wife.
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I am sure that you will be a good husband. And a good father too.
 
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FridaysChild

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kodiak said:
lol, that is not the first time I have been called a female....growing up with three sister and no brothers, it is bound to happen....the funniest was when I helped with children's church....the person in charge in front of all the kids called me miss...those kids wont let me live it down lol...she was so happy she made that mistake on me because I just laughed...
but I hope I will make a good husband when I do find a wife.
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it was sarcasm :p

(yes, I looked up your gender before posting the comment)
 
Lynx

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FridaysChild said:
You'll make a good wife for someone one day. :p
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Boy have I heard that one a lot. Usually while they're buying my sourdough bread at a church bake sale... or my chocolate oatmeal cookies... or my fudge revel bars... or if the subject of laundry ever comes up and they find out I do my own laundry... "Isaac you'll make some woman a good wife one day."
 
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FridaysChild said:
You'll make a good wife for someone one day. :p
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I have been told that by several people myself. Now I am waiting on God and until then I will go to school and graduate and learn more about God and my faith grows every day.
 
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MollyConnor

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"I'll wash the dishes, hun!"
 
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Things every man wants to say, but can't afford the Hospital Bills


Hon, does this dress make me look fat?

No, the thirty pounds you put on since we got married makes you look fat.


Hon, do these pants make my butt look big?

No, your butt makes your butt look big?

Hon, did you enjoy the Meatloaf I made for you?

So that's what that was.
 
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VioletReigns

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Although my daughter is a great cook now that she has a husband and three sons who all love to eat, it was all I could do to get her to help out with meals when my kids were at home. On the other hand, my two sons could always cook up a storm. They can cook like chefs today. I look to cook but both my boys actually experiment more with recipes, have more knowledge of meat cuts & spices and can come up with ideas way tastier and fancier than my meals.

And you wouldn't wanna accuse them to their face that they're girly. That would be a no-no. Hahaha!!
 
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skylove7

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"My love....let me say that,....."

sniff sniff.....oh skyloves done with this tear jerkin thread now! Lol
 
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egeiro said:
Personally... what I want to hear...

"Hey, I noticed how you love climbing trees, so I stole this century old tree from the park, planted it in your backyard, and built you a tree house. The tree house is made out of real love... and candy."

"I noticed you love wearing boots, so I bought some rare Golden Guernsey goats and made some combat boots for you using their skin... with my bare hands."

"You know that author of that book you love? I kidnapped them. They're in your living room right now, tied to the chair. Now you can ask them all those questions you've really wanted to ask."

"I was so worried about your health, you fill your satchel with all these books and I knew they were starting to take it's toll on your shoulder... so I attached an extra cyborg arm to my body to help you carry your books."
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This was so mushy that I would not forget this for a while. Thank you, Egret. :p


I just remembered another thing that most women would like to hear - "Hun, I renewed your gym membership."

Or, how about "Today is cardio day!"
 
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