I will probably not get married because of the likelihood of marrying a heathen

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friendinpeace said:
It is in the Bible the way to determine if somebody is trustable to a christian is if they say,

"Jesus is lord"

if she can say this, she is not a threat, as it says look out for anybody who can not say this as the primary way of determining if she is a threat.

As for people, you can check on them too, perhaps say a joke which puts these things you are concerned about in a humorous light, if she responds by making back, keep going until she says the topic has gone too far, if she thinks you could be accepting of these things, she will probably tell you, if she becomes upset at the idea, tell her you were just testing because you didn't know her, and wanted to get her to out herself before marrying her if she was like you are concerned, if she's still mad, show her this comment if you want to show her somebody did suggest doing this and this was really what you were doing.

friendinpeace
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Trick questions may work but some of them can figure that out. i was hoping to use a mild and jokeful threat. before we get married, i will be like "honey i love you, but if i ever find out that you are a demon............ "
lets see if she is willing to marry a male christian warrior that is prone to using righteous force for self defence.
 
PinkDiamond said:
If a guy kept asking me questions to determine if I was a demon, I'm pretty sure I'd run away from him as quickly as possible, lol. To me, that line of questioning is indicative of mental instability. One question of this sort is "too far." If he shows her this post, she'll be dialing 911...
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Do you believe in God and in His Son Jesus Christ? if you do, then you should also know that lucifer exists. Portraying Christians that warn of lucifer and his demons as mentally unstable is an outdated way of denying religion.
There is nothing wrong in asking your boy/girl friend if he/she is a true Christian. And in the process of doing this you may tell your boy/girl friend that you are aware of the evils on earth and that you wish not to marry into that evil. A true Christian woman may see that as a good sign which shows that the guy is a true Christian.
 
pete13 said:
if i marry a heathen is there physical danger associated. how will you feel when you wake up and your demonic wife is on top of you and she is stabbing you in the abdomen with a kitchen knife just because you had an argument the night earlier? will she put antifreeze in my tomato sauce just because she hates that i pray?
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Lol
Well, that escalated quickly...
 
First of all, tomato sauce doesn't cover the taste of antifreeze very well. Duh. And since most antifreeze is green or blue, that would be some seriously funky tomato sauce.

Green Jello on the other hand... :rolleyes:



@ntw1103, I have something I need to tell you...
 
crosstweed said:
First of all, tomato sauce doesn't cover the taste of antifreeze very well. Duh. And since most antifreeze is green or blue, that would be some seriously funky tomato sauce.

Green Jello on the other hand... :rolleyes:

@ntw1103, I have something I need to tell you...
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......lolwat??
 
pete13 said:
Trick questions may work but some of them can figure that out. i was hoping to use a mild and jokeful threat. before we get married, i will be like "honey i love you, but if i ever find out that you are a demon............ "
lets see if she is willing to marry a male christian warrior that is prone to using righteous force for self defence.
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Pete, don't ever go speed dating, but if you do here are some questions you
could try.

1) Where do you work and does it ever become unbearably scorching hot.

2) Do you ever dance around May Poles.

3) Is your most treasured possession a pitch fork.

4) What is your favourite holiday of the year, do you for example like to celebrate and
give thanks at Easter, or do you prefer to curl up with a black cat at Halloween.

5) Do your teeth come out at night or do your fangs and claws come out at night.

6) Does looking at the moon bother you.

7) If I spilt some water on you would you calmly clean it off, or throw a hissy fit.
:D

Pete, I have to say you are definately a hoot.
 
crosstweed said:
This isn't even my final form.
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On a serious note...

OP, you do realize that demons and and people are two separate things, right? A person can be demon-possessed, or demon-influenced (which are two different things, by the way), but they are not a demon and it is wrong to call someone who was created to be in the image of God a demon. You will notice that while some of the people Jesus healed and spoke with were demon-possessed, the majority were not.

Also, I think you need to be less worried about your furture wife stabbing you to death in the middle of the night and be more worried about your obvious paranoia... (besides, if you'd just reconcile with you wife before bedtime in the first place, you wouldn't have anything to worry about... :rolleyes: )
 
pete13 said:
Do you believe in God and in His Son Jesus Christ? if you do, then you should also know that lucifer exists. Portraying Christians that warn of lucifer and his demons as mentally unstable is an outdated way of denying religion.
There is nothing wrong in asking your boy/girl friend if he/she is a true Christian. And in the process of doing this you may tell your boy/girl friend that you are aware of the evils on earth and that you wish not to marry into that evil. A true Christian woman may see that as a good sign which shows that the guy is a true Christian.
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Of course I believe in God, Christ, the devil and demonic possession. I'm not denying or belittling the supernatural. That being said, it's utterly bewildering to me to read this OP. Do you really think that a demon that has gone through this much effort to shape shift to deceive you is going to be tricked by your questions and spill the beans? Haha. Asking someone if they believe in Christ doesn't accomplish much more either. I think of the verse in James 2:19, " You believe that there is one God; you do well: the Devils also believe and tremble." If you want to determine if a person is truly converted and spiritually compatible with you, you need to be patient and spend lots of time conversing with them about spiritual things and observe how they live. Anyone can answer a few questions " correctly," and live absolutely nothing like a Christian. My last thought is this: if you think logically for a second, what would a demon have to gain by shape shifting to deceive you and marry you? There's no evidence that this has ever happened to anyone else throughout history, so why would the devil choose you to be the first? The only account in the bible that was evenly remotely close to this was the lying spirit that worked through one of the false prophets that deceived King Ahab. And, if you read the passage carefully, it was actually God who used that evil spirit to entice Ahab to bring judgement on him. If you are truly walking with God and communing with him through prayer, the devil or demons cannot destroy you or deceive you.
 
I think my cat might be a demonic shapeshifter. I mean...her eyes do glow in the dark; that's a telltale sign right there.
 
Miri said:
Pete, don't ever go speed dating, but if you do here are some questions you
could try.

1) Where do you work and does it ever become unbearably scorching hot.

2) Do you ever dance around May Poles.

3) Is your most treasured possession a pitch fork.

4) What is your favourite holiday of the year, do you for example like to celebrate and
give thanks at Easter, or do you prefer to curl up with a black cat at Halloween.

5) Do your teeth come out at night or do your fangs and claws come out at night.

6) Does looking at the moon bother you.

7) If I spilt some water on you would you calmly clean it off, or throw a hissy fit.
:D

Pete, I have to say you are definately a hoot.
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Here are some questions i could try:

1. so when did you become a Christian?
2. How will you rate the level of your christian faith?
3. are you aware of false Christians in the church?
4. so are you a true or a false christian?
5. are you aware that not everyone is actually a seed of God?
6. so are you a seed of God?
7. i will like to have a relationship with a true Christian child of God, so please tell me if you are a true christian.

if she says she is true then i will say:

8. that's great, so you really are a true Christian, so you are not in some sort of cult, you are not some sort demon...lol.....seriously, you are not in any cult, are you?
 
My parents made me join a cult when I was a kid. I had to wear this tacky green dress with a hat and they'd give you these badges for doing stuff like sewing and lighting a fire. Then they'd make us go door to door and sell these addictive cookies. I know they must've had crack in them or something because people were just crazy about them, especially the thin mint ones. They'd tell us it was to raise money to camping. Oh goodie we get to go out and sleep on the cold hard ground and become Grizzly bear burritos in our sleeping bags. Oh and we get to dig a hole and do our business, every girls dream.

I don't remember the name of the cult, but it's huge here in America. You wouldn't believe how many girls they brainwash every year.
 
Fenner said:
My parents made me join a cult when I was a kid. I had to wear this tacky green dress with a hat and they'd give you these badges for doing stuff like sewing and lighting a fire. Then they'd make us go door to door and sell these addictive cookies. I know they must've had crack in them or something because people were just crazy about them, especially the thin mint ones. They'd tell us it was to raise money to camping. Oh goodie we get to go out and sleep on the cold hard ground and become Grizzly bear burritos in our sleeping bags. Oh and we get to dig a hole and do our business, every girls dream.

I don't remember the name of the cult, but it's huge here in America. You wouldn't believe how many girls they brainwash every year.
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As a former girl scout leaders hubby, I can testify that this cult was everything fenner said and more...

The dreaded call...Honey go pick up the cookies....still keeps me awake at night....
 
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