Pete, don't ever go speed dating, but if you do here are some questions you
could try.
1) Where do you work and does it ever become unbearably scorching hot.
2) Do you ever dance around May Poles.
3) Is your most treasured possession a pitch fork.
4) What is your favourite holiday of the year, do you for example like to celebrate and
give thanks at Easter, or do you prefer to curl up with a black cat at Halloween.
5) Do your teeth come out at night or do your fangs and claws come out at night.
6) Does looking at the moon bother you.
7) If I spilt some water on you would you calmly clean it off, or throw a hissy fit.
Pete, I have to say you are definately a hoot.