Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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LightBright

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Jennie-Mae said:
That’s a part of Florida that rightfully belongs to Alabama both culturally and geographically😁.

I’m just kidding🤗.

Sort of. 😄
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Does it involve oranges?
 
seoulsearch

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Sonflower

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seoulsearch said:
So obviously, the most important question here is...

Who owns Disney World?

Florida, or Alabama? :eek:
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I think the question is...who makes money from the panhandle of FL and Disney?

Florida. It's all Florida's.
 
Lynx

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The Florida panhandle also absorbs most of the hurricane fury. I say Alabama should keep its mouth shut.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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Lynx said:
The Florida panhandle also absorbs most of the hurricane fury. I say Alabama should keep its mouth shut.
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Ain’t nobody gonna shut Alabama’s mouth. We’ve got so lengthy vowels that a Tennessean will be out of breath before he’s on the second syllable😊.
 
Dino246

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I know some states are poorer than others, but I didn't know that Florida had been reduced to panhandling.
 
p_rehbein

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If at first you don't succeed, forget about it...........no sense being all OCD and whatnot
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#36,456: Don’t let a carrot make the calls.
 
Oncefallen

Oncefallen

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seoulsearch said:
2. Don't whiz on the electric fence.

(Thank you, Ren and Stimpy... and to anyone who is old enough to understand this reference.)
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Some people are old enough to not need Ren and Stimpy as a reference to know you don't whiz on an electric fence.
 
Oncefallen

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Sonflower said:
Have you ever heard of a water moccasin? Same snake, different name. Where I grew up is crawling with them. Extremely poisonous.
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At least (for those of you in the South) a Cottonmouth has to be able to chew on you to inject it's poison.
Those of us in the west don't have that luxury with rattlers all they need is a single strike in which case you can end up with a problem before you even realized the durn snake was there.
 
Sonflower

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Oncefallen said:
At least (for those of you in the South) a Cottonmouth has to be able to chew on you to inject it's poison.
Those of us in the west don't have that luxury with rattlers all they need is a single strike in which case you can end up with a problem before you even realized the durn snake was there.
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Rattlers ain't nothing to mess with.
 
Sonflower

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#167

Don't apply mascara in the car unless you enjoy gambling. There is a equal chance you'll look fabulous or like a football player cutting down on the glare with the black stripe thingies. Complete toss up.
 
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