It isn't often that I read an OP and shake my head with disbelief.
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It isn't often that I read an OP and shake my head with disbelief.
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Yahweh_is_gracious
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Well, to be fair, a prudent thing to do at the beginning of any new relationship is to whip out a crucifix and toss holy water on your love interest to see if there is a reaction. I used to do it all the time. It might be why I've never had more than a few dates with any woman, but I can say that I never got ensnared by a demon either. Probably just a coincidence, but maybe not.
My first wife was kind of demonic though, but I blame that on her being Russian and a mean drunk.
My first wife was kind of demonic though, but I blame that on her being Russian and a mean drunk.
I'd avoid Gypsies, tramps and thieves, but a nice heathen might make a better wife than a mean Christian. If your looking for the perfect mate, you'll never get married. "For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy." (1 Corinthians 7:14).
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Ugly
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I could always just start another porn thread as a distraction.
We have had one of those in at least 3 days.
Things are really slowing down.
I could always just start another porn thread as a distraction.
We haven't had one of those in at least 3 days.
Things are really slowing down.
Sorry... ran out of time for the edit!
i don't know why, but this post reminds me of this scene from Stripes :[video=youtube;0OnpkDWbeJs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs[/video]
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Tintin
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Oh Pete, Pete, dear nieve sweet innocent Pete, no matter who you marry we all turn into demons after the honeymoon.
Nah, it's just what I heard. I didn't see him.
The people (and I use the term loosely) at work were singing that song today for no apparent reason. Then they stopped, also for no apparent reason. At that point I was not about to ask why, for fear they would start again.
Here's a simple way to know for sure.
If she looks like this:
She's probably a keeper. ♥
hahaha....
that's SO punny.
No the devil drives a Mercedes Benz CLA
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Here's a simple way to know for sure.
If she looks like this:
She's probably a keeper. ♥
Never mind her anger management issues... Maybe there's a reason why her last name is "Solo."
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Miri
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Well women have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.
It's only fair that men should have to kiss a lot of demon shape shifters to find a princess.
It's only fair that men should have to kiss a lot of demon shape shifters to find a princess.
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Yahweh_is_gracious
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Well women have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince.
It's only fair that men should have to kiss a lot of demon shape shifters to find a princess.
Umm...no. Just no.
Class is in session: I will not make fun. I don't know so much stuffs. I do happen to know this one. Yes, Hope Solo...mega super star goalie for team USA soccer. Recently blacklisted by Brazilians for not wanting to go to Rio (Olympics) and publicly downing the Olympics for being there because of the Zika virus.
There will be no homework this class. Always be prepared for pop quizzes.