My ex-bf Carl took karate lessons.. He sucked at it, that's why I was able to drop him with a well-placed kick in the peanuts every time he'd hit me, and lemme tell you, he was left with a high-pitched voice..lol.. Then I'd grab and squeeze his wanker and say "now tell me you're sorry".. Worked every time..lol.. I've never seen anyone apologize so quickly..
What made defeating him even easier was the fact that he was a wimp, and would start bawling whenever I hurt his manhood.. lol