Cheer up m8 oneliners

[coby2]

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

hahahahahahaha

 

[HoneyDew]

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

 

[AuntieAnt]

Cheer up....

 

[HoneyDew]

I love this thread!!!

 

[coby2]

..........

 

[HoneyDew]

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

 

[HoneyDew]

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

[HoneyDew]

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

 

[BeyondET]

Does anybody have a sky hook?
How about a brick stretcher
they don't make them like they use too.

 

[Oncefallen]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

(You'll get that in a minute.)

**facepalm**

 

[GrumpyCrumpet]

I am as confused as a football bat.

I've lost my mind and am going to go look for it. If it should return before I get back, keep it here and give it a coloring book to keep it busy.

I regret every nap I never wanted to take as a kid.

What if the "hokey pokey" really is what its all about?

 

[Stephen63]

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

 

[Stephen63]

​Silence is golden, & duct tape is silver.

 

[Stephen63]

 

[BeyondET]

How many times can time time it's self

 

[Stephen63]

Give God what's right, not what's left.

 

[Stephen63]

Some people cause happiness wherever they go, while others do whenever they go.

 

[Dino246]

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

If I do this, does it make me exceptional?

 

[Stephen63]

Politicians & diapers (and some BDF posters) have one thing in common: they both need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.​

 

[Stephen63]

If I agreed with you in the Bible Discussion Forum, we'd both be wrong.